FUNNY JOKES

[cool.mohit21]

Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Laloo rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.
Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.

 

[SamiaSaad]

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye!Jab yaad aya to jaldi jaldi andaze se full-stop laga diye,Phir letter kuch yun ban gaya"Aap ne kai din se pyar bhara khat nhi likha meri saheli Salma ko.Nokri se nikal diya hy hmari cow ne.Bacha diya hy Uncle ne.Cigarette peeni chorh di hy mene.Bohat khat likhe pr tum nhi aye kabutar k bache.Billi kha gai hy ek khubsurat larki.Meri saheli ban gai hy Reema.Is waqt t.v pr dance kr rhi hy hmari murghi.Aaj kal Anda nhi de rhi tumhari maa.Tumhen bohat yaad krti hy jama darni.naali saaf nhi krti aaj kalAap ki Biwi.

 

[cool.mohit21]

In New Delhi, Blue-line buses are notorious for killing people in accidents.

Today a Blue-line bus driver saved
2 lives.

Howz that possible?
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He did not go to job today.

 

[cool.mohit21]

A French husband was returning home after cremating [ kirya kram] his wife.
He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.
Husband thinks: She must have reached there.

 

[SamiaSaad]

Interviewer: Let me check your English.......Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of goodSardar: BadInterviewer: ComeSardar: GoInterviewer: UglySardar: PichlliInterviewer: PICHLLI?Sardar: UGLYInterviewer: Shut UpSardar: Keep TalkingInterviewer: Ok now stop these all.Sardar: ok now carry on dis allInterviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaaSardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta rehInterviewer: Are yaarSardaar: Are dushmanInterviewer: Get OutSardar: Come InInterviewer: U r RejectedSardaar: I m selected

 

[cool.mohit21]

Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog

 

[cool.mohit21]

A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.
Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?
Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old

 

[cool.mohit21]

Laloo rang labor room of hospital to to know about his pregnant wife Rabri. By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium.
Laloo: How's it going?
Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one was a duck.

 

[cool.mohit21]

Laloo's Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.
Funny Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

 

[cool.mohit21]

1 Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.
2 Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.
3 Girl: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.

 

[A7mAd-_-]

1 Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.
2 Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.
3 Girl: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.

Haha bro when will you get bored

 

[cool.mohit21]

Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

Student: HIJKLMNO.

Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

 

[A7mAd-_-]

Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

Student: HIJKLMNO.

Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

i guess you wont

 

[cool.mohit21]

a man joined army and was given a gun.
he asked his Officer: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.
Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.

 

[cool.mohit21]

Love Is Like A
Game Of Chess:

One Wrong Move

&

You're Married...!!

 

[cool.mohit21]

Boy: How many Apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 Apples.
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd Apple that's not in empty stomach..

 

[cool.mohit21]

Banta got an Invitation 4 Party,
dey told him dat he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he wen2 party he was shocked???
other were wearing pants & shirts also...

 

[cool.mohit21]

A Belated Teachers' Day
Its A Humble Request
"80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students."
So Plz
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BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers

 

[cool.mohit21]

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

 

[cool.mohit21]

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!