FUNNY JOKES

[cool.mohit21]

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

 

[cool.mohit21]

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

 

[cool.mohit21]

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bil

 

[cool.mohit21]

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

 

[mohnish]

A mad dog is chasing babu.
babu was laughing when running
KNOW WHY??????????????
Mera to Airtel hai phir bhi
hutch ka network follow kar rha hai.

 

[CaptainDanger]

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