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Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati or Kaveri, India ki
nadiyan hain, Pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam batao…
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Santa:-Rukhsana, Farzana, Rihana, Rizwana !!

 

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If a tiger attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? .........

SANTA : Ofcourse,
The tiger.. very few are left..!!!!

Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply...!!

Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??

Sardar:- ANDAR SE DO NA...!

Who is the leader of Ducks ???
Santa: Frog
Why?
Because Frog is Mainduck!


Santa in police office: ye photos kiski hain ???

Police officer: yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.

SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.=)


Ek sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya,

khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha,

dekh k sardar bola:AE lo,chalega kaise.

SINGER to mar gaya. .

Santa: Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?

Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai!

Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta

English film dekhi….

Na koi scene dikhi,

Na koi aawaz suni.

Friend: film ka naam kya tha?

Santa: "No Disc Inserted"

Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha

Banta-kya kar rahe ho?

Santa-lassi bana raha hu!

Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai,

ab itni lassi kon piyega be?


Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai

to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao??

Pappu : "Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
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Kp__

 

[Phoenix Blood]

A mother-in-law explaining work 2 her newly wed,
Daughter-in-law

"I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house, ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister,
my Son, I mean ur husband runs the Ministry of Demand n Supply n,
my daughter runs Planning & Developement Ministry

Now u tell me which Ministry wud u like 2 run?"

Daughter-in-law instantly replied with a smile,

"Dear mother-in-law, I'll be the leader of OPPOSITION...

 

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^^ Hassan Ali Abid

 

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Finally slept!!!