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Two guys are working for the city. As they went down the street, one would dig a hole—he would dig, dig, dig.
The other would come behind him and fill the hole—fill, fill, fill. The two worked furiously—one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
A man watching them from the sidewalk couldn’t believe how hard they were working, but he also couldn’t understand what they were doing.
Finally, he said to the digger, “I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole, and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!”
The hole digger replied, “Oh yeah. We must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.”
The other would come behind him and fill the hole—fill, fill, fill. The two worked furiously—one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
A man watching them from the sidewalk couldn’t believe how hard they were working, but he also couldn’t understand what they were doing.
Finally, he said to the digger, “I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole, and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!”
The hole digger replied, “Oh yeah. We must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.”
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When I started 2 read it, I thought it was a dog's autobiography.
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16 Unusual Online Muslim Personalities You’ve Probably Come Across: http://www.honestypolicy.co.uk/?p=561
EPIC and so TRUE!!
sumaiyarox:)
EPIC and so TRUE!!
sumaiyarox:)
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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree