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[Anna Ali]

The Toronto Symphony was playing Beethoven's Ninth one night. One bass player said to the other: "We don't have much to do. Let's go next door for a few drinks." They stayed for a while and got a little tipsy. One said to the other: "To give us more time, I tied the pages of the music together so the conductor will have to untie it when he gets near the end." They staggered back into the auditorium just in time for the finish. The next day when someone asked them how the concert was they replied: "The most exciting part was at the end of the Ninth when the score was tied and the bassists were loaded source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/symphonyjoke.html

 

[Anna Ali]

Arm the Homeless In 1999 the Phoenix New Times ran a story announcing the formation of a new charity to benefit the homeless. There was just one catch. Instead of providing the homeless with food and shelter, this charity would provide them with guns and ammunition. It was named 'The Arm the Homeless Coalition.' The story received coverage from 60 Minutes II, the Associated Press, and numerous local radio stations before everyone realized it was a joke. The Phoenix New Times's joke was actually a reprise of a 1993 prank perpetrated by students at Ohio State University. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/aprilfoolsdayjokes/bestofalltimejokes.html

 

[Anna Ali]

Osama bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "Infidel, don't you know who I am? I need nothing from a lowly woman," barked bin Laden. The genie pleaded, "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he relented. "OK, OK, I want wake up with three white, American women in my bed in the morning. I have plans for them." Giving the genie a cold glare, he growled, "Now, be gone!" The genie, annoyed, said "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle. The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken and he had no health insurance. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/osamabinladenjokes/binladenandthegeniejokes.html

 

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