~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[CaptainDanger]

1 Murghi ka rishta kawway say ho gaya.
Murgha murghi k paas gaya aur bola : Mujh main kya kami thi, kawway say ziadah khosurat hoon.
Pooray muhallay main meri awaaz gonjti hai, Apni Union k president bhi hoon aur tmharay khandan ka bhi.

Murghi sharma k boli: Bus woh amma, abba ki khwahish thi k larka AIR FORCE main ho.

 

[Abdullah Yousuf]

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?
Student: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.


Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,

I hope you will do the same in the next exam.'

Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.

Opening the book in the class, the teacher asked, 'So, where were we?'
Student: In this class, Sir.


Teacher: Why does sea water tastes like salt?
Student: Maybe a ship of salt sinked a long time ago.

 

[Abdullah Yousuf]

Teacher: Ron, your handwriting is very bad. You will suffer in the future.
Ron: Don’t worry Sir. I will be a typist.

 

[awsumness]

 

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[..sacrifice4Revenge..]

 

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[haochen]

the water is so clear that u hv to see it twice

 

[..sacrifice4Revenge..]

 

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