~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[badrobot14]

A joke worthy of LameRobot

lol lamerobot14

 

[Rutzaba]

lol lamerobot14

thats actually funnier than the joke itself

 

[badrobot14]

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: “Billionaire"

 

[Bilal Khan]

 

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[badrobot14]

3 Engineers and the Stalled Car

Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stalls and stops by the side of the road. The three engineers look at each other with bewilderment, wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer, not knowing much about mechanics, suggests, "Let's strip down the electronics of the car and try to trace where a fault might have occurred." The chemical engineer, not knowing much about electronics, suggests, "Maybe the fuel has become emulsified and is causing a blockage somewhere in the system." The Microsoft engineer suggests, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it will work."

 

[Rutzaba]

 

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[badrobot14]

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those 100 blank pages are for us to take notes.. xD

 

[Mehak Mairaj]

 

[Midnight dream]

Na ussey meray pyaar ki qadar
Na mujhay uske pyaar ki qadar

Main ne bhi sooch liya is qadar
Two parallel lines can't intersect each other