~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Ayesha Asif333]

 

[Bilal Khan]

 

[Bilal Khan]

When you study all night before the exams:

 

[Ayesha Asif333]

 

[Bilal Khan]

 

[Bilal Khan]

 

[Bilal Khan]

WHEN YOU SEE 13-14 YEARS OLD WRITING ABOUT LOVE AND SHIT AND YOU ARE JUST LIKE:

 

[Ayesha Asif333]

 

[Ayesha Asif333]

 

[Afnan Hafiz]

 

[Afnan Hafiz]

 

[Afnan Hafiz]

 

[Afnan Hafiz]

 

[Afnan Hafiz]

 

[Afnan Hafiz]

 

[badrobot14]

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lol


A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that The woman said,
"That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most
beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you.

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack!!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you, Stop
here and continue feeling good.....


Male readers: Please scroll down
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to
show that women never listen!!! that is why you read it even after our
advise to stop!

 

[Emmris]

lol


A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that The woman said,
"That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most
beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you.

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack!!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you, Stop
here and continue feeling good.....


Male readers: Please scroll down
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*

*

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to
show that women never listen!!! that is why you read it even after our
advise to stop!

 

[Ayesha Asif333]

lol


A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that The woman said,
"That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most
beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you.

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack!!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you, Stop
here and continue feeling good.....


Male readers: Please scroll down
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*

*

*

*

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to
show that women never listen!!! that is why you read it even after our
advise to stop!

Ahahaha but the ending looks a bit incomplete

The women, satisfied by her wishes now goes on to check on her husband

And as expected, she finds him lying dead*on the floor of her house

Tears of joy run through her eyes as she realizes that she isn’t the
richest but the luckiest woman in the world too!

Male readers: confused? Please scroll down

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* it turns out that followed by the minor heart attack, KAZAM
the man actually died of a major one whilst looking at his
handsome self in the mirror.

Moral of the story: Never try to make a joke of your own out of the original Joke

 

[badrobot14]

Ahahaha but the ending looks a bit incomplete

The women, satisfied by her wishes now goes on to check on her husband

And as expected, she finds him lying dead*on the floor of her house

Tears of joy run through her eyes as she realizes that she isn’t the
richest but the luckiest woman in the world too!

Male readers: confused? Please scroll down

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* it turns out that followed by the minor heart attack, KAZAM
the man actually died of a major one whilst looking at his
handsome self in the mirror.

Moral of the story: Never try to make a joke of your own out of the original Joke

u actually turned it into a novel

 

[22shimmer22girly]

Biggest joke of the century: making a fool outta myself