~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[gary221]

 

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Who wud steal frm him???​

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[Minato112]

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".

Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

 

[Minato112]

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

 

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[Minato112]

Loungin' Rover

 

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Tetris Failure

 

[CaptainDanger]

Making a separate thread for it would seem inappropriate...

Interviewer: there are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: that's easy 499.

Interviewer: what are three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: what are the four steps to put a deer into a fridge?

Applicant: open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: it's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: how does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: she just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion,s birthday.

Interviewer: last question... In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Er...I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: NO! she was hit by the brick. You may leave now You are not 'recommended' for ISSB.

 

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[gary221]