~~jokes?? in here?? really??

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[MysteRyGiRl]

mr bean wd his wyf in a cafe drinking cofee
sudenly bean says 2 his wyf 'drink ur cofee as fast as u can'
wyf : but y? its hot
bean: didnt u see da sign board?? hot cofee $ 5 and cold cofee $ 25


sometyms smal things in lyf hurt a lot...if u dont believe me try sitting on a PIN !!


customer: i would lov 2 have my breakfast in bed 2moro
owner: no problem sir ! but u have 2 cary ur bed down 2 da restaurant urself :/


a woman painted her picture wd lots of amazing jewellery.when asked wat she was doing she said
'when i die and if my husband remarries again,i want his second wyf 2 go crazy looking 4 the jewelssss !


a person goes 2 a restaurant n orders half the things on the menu.when the waiter ccomes with the bill,he gives him a free car wash card.the waiter surprised,asks him 2 pay.the person says 'i just did!! havent u guyz written "all cards accepted" on the door?? '

 

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That Awkward Moment When U Shout The Wrong Answer In Class​

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That happiest moment on facebook:​

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When you are fighting on some one status
and your friends support u by liking ur
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[MysteRyGiRl]

a man goes 2 a shop 2 buy poison.the chemist says 'i cant sell u dis'.
man shows his mariage certificate.
chemist: oh u hv a prescription....


why do women wear a watch on their left hands n men on their right??
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2 know the time...


teacher asks crack 2 tel the pasive form of i made a mistake
crack: i was made by mistake..


lady: so u want 2 be my son in law?
boy: not really,there just isnt another way 2 marry ur daughter


jack: so how was ur trip on the train?
crack: vry uncomfortable,i got the upper berth
jack: y didnt u exchange wd the lower berth??
crack: there was no 1 down 2 exchange wd !!

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

what do u get when an earthquake comes across a cow field?
a milkshake...


y cant we build a lighthouse near a beach?
think
think
think
think
cz we cant build a beach near a lythouse -_-


X : can u swim?
Y : no i cant
X : a dog is better than u,@lst it can swim
Y : can u swim?
X : yes
Y : then whats the difference between u and a dog??!!

 

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[gary221]

Oh crap...!!

 

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[WhiteAngel]

EPIC

 

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[WhiteAngel]

Adele rolling in the Deep