~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[gary221]

 

[AngelicBeauty]

oh my god............that so true.

 

[AngelicBeauty]

HD.............i swaer.............so gud to wear my glasses and c everything in hd..........lol

 

[AngelicBeauty]

When me and my mum are in the store and I see something I like:
me:

my mum:

irritating

 

[AngelicBeauty]

Not studying for a test then passing it.

rofl.....rofl.........hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[belle]

 

[belle]

 

[AngelicBeauty]

When you see visitors in your house but you had no idea they were coming:\

seriously..................hhahahahahahhaha

 

[belle]

 

[gary221]

 

[awsumness]

WHAT PEOPLE THINK I DO AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING:

REALITY:

 

[awsumness]

 

[awsumness]

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

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[gary221]

 

[Spidey21]

how did he get her phone number??

 

[Minato112]

A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so whan he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it.

The next morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man's house. He screamed at the professor:

"You tell this guy that if he doesn't give me back my money I'll kill him!"

The professor conveyed the message to his friend, and his friend replied in sign language: "I hid it in my backyard, underneath the cherry tree."

The professor turned to the man with the gun and said: "He's not going to tell you. He said he'd rather die first."

 

[Minato112]

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?".
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters... First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... Totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place".

"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left..."

 

[Minato112]

One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 50 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."

The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"

"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."