~~jokes?? in here?? really??

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An employee sent SMS to his BOSS:​
“Me sick, no work”​
Boss SMS back:​
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”​
2 hours later the employee sms 2 boss:​
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”​
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TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.​
Kashif: I is ……​
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”​
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”​
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Jack to others:​
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?​
One said, Yes I did​
Jack: Well, it’s your lucky day,​
I found the rubberband!​
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