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An employee sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later the employee sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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Jack to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Jack: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
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