~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[Evolution]

I actually know the answer for the third question, infinity divided by 0 is impossible what kind of retard studies for 5 hours, and doesn't know the answer for this simple question

 

[Evolution]

 

[Evolution]

 

[applepie1996]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. When they get to meet their maker, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Heaven.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. "I want to be gorgeous." So God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. By the time there are only ten people left, this one guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

 

[applepie1996]

 

[applepie1996]

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'

 

[applepie1996]

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to my house!"

"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."

"Bring them along!" the rich man said.

They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"

 

[applepie1996]

Difference between boyfriend and wife

Before marriage

Girl: Darling
Boy: Yes
Girl: Do you hate me
Boy: No
Girl: Will you ever kiss me
Boy: Every chance I get
Girl: Will you ever hit me
Boy: Don't even think about it
Girl: Will you hold my hand
Boy: Of course
Girl: Do i smell bad
Boy: Impossible
Girl: Is my face beautiful
Boy: Yes
Girl: Darling

After marriage ( read from bottom to top )

 

[Z.A.M]

asal mai waja ye the ke aap ke ghar kal electricity nai the... lol jk

LOL nahi nahi yaha electricity jati nahi hai .......

 

[Evolution]

H2O2 get it? lol

 

[étudiante]

H2O2 get it? lol

poor guy

 

[Z.A.M]

H2O2 get it? lol

ROFL yeah oh hydrogen peroxide is poisonous thats y we shud know our chemistry

 

[Z.A.M]

poor guy

Neva gonna go to this Chemistry Oriented restruant

 

[étudiante]

Neva gonna go to this Chemistry Oriented restruant

but its da waiters fault dat he doesnt kow his chemmy

 

[Z.A.M]

but its da waiters fault dat he doesnt kow his chemmy

No no the guy was like H2O2 so waiter did know his chemmy but apparently he had no common sense that no one wants hydrogen peroxide to quench their thirst

 

[étudiante]