~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[scouserlfc]

^hilarious

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

^ LOL srsly !

 

[soumayya]

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead."

 

[rz123]

The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?"
Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

LOL

 

[Silent Hunter]

hahah

 

[Lyfroker]

hehehehehehe

 

[saleena]

Letter of Recommendation -

While working with Mr. Xxxxxx, I have always found him
working studiously and sincerely at his table without
gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom
wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always
finishes the given assignment in time. He is always
deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be
found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound
knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be
classed as outstanding, and should on no account be
dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Xxxxxx should be
pushed to accept promotion, and a proposal to management be
sent away as soon as possible.

Branch Manager

A second note following the report:

Mr. X was present when I was writing the report mailed to you
today. Kindly read only the alternate lines 1, 3, 5, 7, 9,.......
for my true assessment of him.

Regards,

Branch Manager

wow ardon: :good: :good: :crazy: :crazy: :%) :%) :%) :%)

 

[Gémeaux]

I asked my heart...

*why cant i sleep at night?*

it replied..

*cuz u slept in the afternoon.. Dont act like u're in love all the tym..=P
-----------------------

In an exam a student who wsnt prepared,

Left the page blank and at the bottom drew flowers n wrote,

"In the memory of my memory, that recently passed away"

-----------------------

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

^ LOL

 

[Gémeaux]

Boy: Hey

Girl (to herself): OMG.. he just msgd me..
I wonder what he wants.. maybe he just wanna talk...or he's mad at me, but all he said was hey..
.I should just answer him, don't want to keep him waiting... well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks I'm busy..no, thats too obvious.
Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, I mean I dont care if he likes me back. Who said that I even liked him? huh...
I'm gonna msg back now.
Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's? No thats stupid. 2 y's work. He wont noe if i did it on purpose or if it ws accidental.
Ohk!! I got this..
Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl: heyy =D

 

[Lyfroker]

^this one is like this:

Girls are over-imaginative
A boy sends a text

Boy: Hey

Girl (to herself): OMG.. he just texted me.. I wonder what he wants. maybe he just wants to talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey.. I should just answer him, dont want to keep him waiting.. well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks I m busy. No, thats too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back. Who said that I even liked him?
huh.. I'm gonna text back now. Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's? No thats stupid. 2 y's work. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was accidental. Ok! I got this.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl: Heyy!



Boy: Please mark my attandence at university

 

[sea_princess]

whaaaaaaaaaat all this just to send a hi? :shock:

 

[Gémeaux]

@Lyfroker.. ahan no prblm either way i find it funny enuf

 

[Lyfroker]

good

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

More dose of laughter?

 

[Gémeaux]

He Came. . .
I Ignored him,
He Smiled. . .
I kept Quiet,
He began to speak...
I didnt listen,
He spoke for an hour i didnt listen.
And then. . .
He began to leave. .
I Realised the loss

And
I Shouted,..
Sirrr!!! Mark my attendance too

 

[Lyfroker]

hahahahahhahahahhahahhaha

 

[Lyfroker]

Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se
maroon??!!!

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."

Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai


Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.................
WHY?

because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should
be light".

sardar rokxx

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

^haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaaaaaahahaha gr8 ones