~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[SalmanPakRocks]

hahah

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

Message by a confused alarm clock:
Dear Humans,
.
.
..
You get mad when I wake you up; and you also get mad when I don't wake u. So what is that you exactly want from ME

 

[CaptainDanger]

Message by a confused alarm clock:
Dear Humans,
.
.
..
You get mad when I wake you up; and you also get mad when I don't wake u. So what is that you exactly want from ME

Hahaha!!!

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

^we want both but @ sahi times

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

haha

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

For those who know Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?”

I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

 

[Silent Hunter]

hahahaha...... simple the better

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

 

[Newbie]

Girlfriend setting password on her laptop with boyfriend sitting besides her ...

She types "BRAIN" as password.
Boyfriend fell down of his chair , laughing

becoz

The laptop replied

"TOO SMALL "

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

hahaha.

 

[Newbie]

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!

 

[Minato112]

There was once a man named John who had just opened a company.

The company wasn’t completely built, I mean there were still some things to be checked before it could operate perfectly.

One day, John was in his office when he spotted someone coming towards him.

He thought that he will make the man acknowledge his company by picking up the phone and start to talk about large sum of moneys and so on.

So, this is what he did. The man came in, and John was flattering his company. John even told him to wait.

When he finished talking, John moved towards the man and asked him.

“Yes sir, may I help you please?”

The man said:

“Yes, your secretary phoned me and told me that the telephone was not working. So, I came to fix it… .

HOPE U LIKED IT

 

[Silent Hunter]

hahahaha..

 

[CaptainDanger]

DonT gO tO tHe WaShrOoM aT 11:59 Pm oN 31/12/2011
YoU wiLL coMe OuT in neXT yeaR....!!

Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will be coming before June,
I heard that July is getting married in August,
how about September and her kids? Please send my greetings to October and don't forget to tell November that all my friends who read this will have a wonderful December again!!!
Have a happy last wéèk of dis yéar 2011

 

[Minato112]

haha

 

[Silent Hunter]

GRAVITY!!!!

 

[Silent Hunter]

idea!!!!

 

[Minato112]

haha

 

[alphabravocharlie]