~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[WhereAmazingHappens]

hmmm did u notice it?

 

[speedy20]

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

i read it too

 

[falcon678]

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

THATS THE SAME WAY I THINK!!!!
i see ads in the newspaper about job vacancies and it says "needs minimal 4 years experience"
i dont knw how im ever gonna get a job

 

[badrobot14]

 

[SherlockHolmes221B]

Nah, probably hates me

 

[memyself15]

Letter to Mr Bill Gates from letter
from Mr Banta

To: Bill Gates, Microsoft

From: Banta

Date: 1 April 2011

Subject: Problems with my new
computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for
our home and we have found
some problems, which I want to
bring to your notice...

1. There is a button 'start' but
there is no 'stop' button. We
request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-
scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a
scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is
not working. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot to
trace the key with this 'find
'button, but was unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word'
now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will
provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse
and keyboard, but there is only
one icon which shows 'My
Computer': when you will provide
the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows
says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a single photo of mine. So
when will you keep my photo in
that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE'
what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent
Documents'. When you will
provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network
Places'. For God sake please do
not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do
not want to let my wife know
where I go after my office hours.

Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name
is Gates but you are selling
WINDOWS ?"

Regards: Banta

 

[shaminou]

Letter to Mr Bill Gates from letter
from Mr Banta

To: Bill Gates, Microsoft

From: Banta

Date: 1 April 2011

Subject: Problems with my new
computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for
our home and we have found
some problems, which I want to
bring to your notice...

1. There is a button 'start' but
there is no 'stop' button. We
request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-
scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a
scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is
not working. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot to
trace the key with this 'find
'button, but was unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word'
now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will
provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse
and keyboard, but there is only
one icon which shows 'My
Computer': when you will provide
the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows
says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a single photo of mine. So
when will you keep my photo in
that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE'
what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent
Documents'. When you will
provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network
Places'. For God sake please do
not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do
not want to let my wife know
where I go after my office hours.

Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name
is Gates but you are selling
WINDOWS ?"

Regards: Banta

Nice one!!

 

[memyself15]

 

[yousawinner]

 

[falcon678]

 

[falcon678]

 

[SherlockHolmes221B]

 

[SherlockHolmes221B]

 

[falcon678]

 

[falcon678]

 

[falcon678]

 

[falcon678]

 

[badrobot14]

Genius!!!