~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[somya]

Teacher to Sardar “Where were U born?”
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

 

[somya]

What is the opposite of "Pro"?
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Ans. Con
What is the Opposite of "Progress"?
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Ans. Congress

 

[somya]

Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You get skinny
You get skinny = Then u get ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death

Moral = Do not lose your pen otherwise you well die.

 

[somya]

A Professor Explained;
Marketing To MBA Students:

1) You See Gorgeous Girl In Party,
U Go To Her & Say: "I Am Rich Marry Me.."
-Thats "Direct Marketing.."

2) U Attend Party,
& Ur Friend Goes To A Girl
& Pointing At You Tells Her:
"He' Is Very Rich, Marry Him.."
-Thats "Adverting.."

3) You Are At Party & Girl Walks To U;
& Says: "U Rich, Can U Marry Me??"
-That's "Brand Recognition.."

4) U See Cute Girl At Party,
And U Go To Her & Say:
"I M Very Rich Marry Me.."
& She Slaps U..
-Thats "Customer Feedback.."

5) U See A Girl At Party U Go To Her & Say:
"I M Very Rich Marry Me.."
& She Introduces U To Her Husband.. xO
-Thats "Demand & Supply Gap.."

6) U See Cute Girl At Party,
U Go To Her & Before U Say;
I M Rich, Marry Me, Ur Wife Arrives..!!
-Thats "Restriction 4 Entering New Market.."
xD

 

[awsumness]

 

[zeeshan sakhawat]

 

[zeeshan sakhawat]

 

[Experienced One]

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

when u throw something at the garbage bin and it goes in

 

[Experienced One]

 

[Shepard97]

"Sometimes I just drink a glass of water....
To Surprise my LIVER "

 

[7th heaven ;)]

Boy : You look like Copper and Tellurium ..
Girl : Why?
Boy : Cuz you are Cu-Te :3

Are you full of Beryllium , Gold and Titanium?
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Cuz you are Be-Au-Ti Ful

Chemistry nerd... Or what? *no offence*

 

[Shepard97]

Chemistry nerd... Or what? *no offence*

*no offence ( yeah sure ) *
Chemistry is my favorite subject though. xD
I like fiddling with chemicals haha

 

[7th heaven ;)]

*no offence ( yeah sure ) *
Chemistry is my favorite subject though. xD
I like fiddling with chemicals haha

 

[somya]

 

[somya]

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[somya]

 

[Shepard97]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA .. nice one!!