~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Usama Jawad]

Lol.. yeah.. you'll earn marks for creativity

 

[Taher Se]

 

[1995@10Sept]

Soooo true....!!!

 

[1995@10Sept]

 

[1995@10Sept]

she looks smarter than Katnis...!!!

 

[Taher Se]

 

[Taher Se]

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
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At once, they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."

The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: men will be men no matter how old they get

 

[Taher Se]

 

[Taher Se]

As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school.

They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable.

It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found out what would get them back, he went all out.

He was on the bus where he normally gets his lunch stolen when he brought out a bottle that had what looked like small brown balls in it. He then, making sure no one was looking, secretly took from his pocket some milk duds and started popping them in his mouth as obvious to the rest of the kids as possible making yum yum noises.



The bully without asking snatched the jar from Ken's hand and asked, "What's in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?"



"Well, they're smart pills."



"Smart pills?" the bully asked. Then opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreign brown balls in his mouth.

"Pweeuuweppblahhh!!" he reacted. "What is this stuff? It tastes like rabbit shit!!"



"See, you're getting smarter already."

 

[Taher Se]

 

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sumaiyarox:) black_berry (u ate one d complete biscuit)

 

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