• We need your support!

    We are currently struggling to cover the operational costs of Xtremepapers, as a result we might have to shut this website down. Please donate if we have helped you and help make a difference in other students' lives!
    Click here to Donate Now (View Announcement)

~~jokes?? in here?? really??

Tkp

Tkp

Messages
1,660
Reaction score
11,026
Points
523
602057_10151312964687611_470930028_n.jpg
 
Tkp

Tkp

Messages
1,660
Reaction score
11,026
Points
523
Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job.Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job.Santa

singh says, “OK, next time we will apply together.” and they do.

On interview day, Santa singh says, “First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything and You will get the Job.”
So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?

SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER: OK. What’s India’s population?

SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir.

Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh.

Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in now.

EMPLOYER: When were you born?

BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr. Banta?

BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.
 
Tkp

Tkp

Messages
1,660
Reaction score
11,026
Points
523
A Professor was traveling by boat.
On his way he asked the sailor :
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology,
Geography, physiology ?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor : What the hell do you know on
earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking.
The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know
swiminology & escapology from sharkology ?
The professor said no.
Sailor : “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will
eat your assology, headology & you will
dieology because of your mouthology.
 
badrobot14

badrobot14

XPRS Administrator
Messages
3,382
Reaction score
34,703
Points
523
cardude456 said:
Fake accounts.............................probably has 50 of them :p :D
Click to expand...
nopes.. its legit. :)
Snow princess said:
It's not fake account. I used to have over 2000 likes and only one message!!
badrobot14 will tell you about that!!
so don't be jelaous people :p
Click to expand...

LOL...! yeah.. the MAscot message or something.. the one message u ever made.. :p xD
I was surprized to see u post.. remember..? :D :p
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top