~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[DANGERBP]

=p lol

 

[GetSomeLife]

Employers think.........!!!

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[princessanum]

A professor and his illiterate Wife​

went for an interview.​

The interviewer said the interview​

would be conducted one after the​

other.​

The professor first before his​

wife.​

Interviewer .....​

Q1 Give me the name of an​

Ancient philosopher who​

was born 384 years
Before Jesus Christ ? (BC)
Professor .......Aristotle
Interviewer:
Q2 When did he die? Professor ......
322 years Before Christ was born
(BC)
Interviewer ........ Q3
Did he leave any theory?
Professor..... Yes, but not
scientifically Proven.
After the interview, the Professor
told his wife the three answers
before she was called for her
interview.
Interviewer .....
Q....1 What is your name madam?
Madam....... Aristotle
Interviewer .......
Q2 When were you born?
Madam ...... 322 years Before Christ
was born(BC)
Interviewer ....... Are you Mad?
Madam ..... Yes, but not
scientifically Proven​

 

[princessanum]

THE STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM...AND HOW HE DID IT.Would you have given him a different mark?​

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?​

* His last battle​

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?​

* At the bottom of the page​

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?​

* Liquid​

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?​

* Marriage​

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?​

* Exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet
Q9. How can a man go for eight days without sleeping ?
* He sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built by the previous 8 men
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
I HAD MY LAUGH............ DID YOU!​

 

[princessanum]

 

[Lyfroker]

 

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[aTraveller]

 

[awsumness]

100% true...(_ _)"

 

[awsumness]

meray school ki kahani...(_ _ )"

 

[awsumness]

...... sooo true..!!!

 

[DANGERBP]

ahaha !! lol =p

 

[awsumness]

O.O.....long lost twins....XD​

 

[GetSomeLife]

DAMN NO!!! O.O

 

[GetSomeLife]

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'

 

[GetSomeLife]

Teacher asked, If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
The student replied: BROTHERLY LOVE Ahem Ahem