~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[CaptainDanger]

Best Break Up Ever

A sardar threw 6 cricket balls at his girlfriend.

Girlfriend : What was that for?

Sardar : Its "OVER"! =)

 

[princessanum]

Doctor: You Have Brain Cancer.. Santa Jumps In Joy..​

YesssSSS !!!​

YaHo00oo...​

...
Doctor: Why Are You So Happy.?

Santa: BeCoz It Proves That I Have A Brain..​

 

[princessanum]

A man in Hell asked to Devil : Can i make a call to my wife at home?​

After making call he asked how much to pay?​

Devil : Nothing, Hell to Hell is free ! !​

 

[princessanum]

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversion.​

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton then For 3000 Kgs, how Much?​

Sardar:​

.​

.​

.
Ton!Ton!Ton!...
​

 

[princessanum]

Teacher: Today Drawing class's lesson~ Draw your Father..​

Kids: Okk DONE~♥​

 

[princessanum]

During Exams

 

[princessanum]

Wife teaching English Grammer to her Husband :​

Wife : I am beautiful ! Which tense is that ?​

Husband : this is 100% Past tense !​

 

[princessanum]

 

[princessanum]

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" ​

TEACHER:" Of course not." ​

PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework." ​

 

[princessanum]

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.​

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"​

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."​

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. ​

 

[princessanum]

 

[princessanum]

 

[MKh@lid]

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

 

[MKh@lid]

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

 

[MKh@lid]