~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Myste Rious]

 

[yousawinner]

nice..... he may have said ..... do suicide to the enemies .... maybe they might have obeyed

Haha, tru dat!

 

[Rmarie-yum]

 

[XPFMember]

Dear Electricity,
They're just using u so that they can turn me on.
Sincerely, Computer.

.....

AsSalamoAlaikum Wr Wb...!

found another one...kinda similar to that..

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[somya]

Santa: I wasted my money by going to the 'Pet Store" and buying some bird seed.
Banta: That's so considerate of you. Why do you say that you wasted your money?
Santa: Thanks. But the trouble is that the birds are showing no sign of growing even after 1 month of planting the seed.

Santa: I am 96% Jesus.
Banta: You're conceited.
Santa: I can prove that.
Banta: And how?
Santa: Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus.

What? I am an 'Alcoholic'. Sorry, the word 'Alcoholic' is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!

 

[7th heaven ;)]

 

[Minato112]

Put Me In Jail

 

[7th heaven ;)]

 

[somya]

Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused?
A: Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.....

When you miss somebody;
When nobody disturbs you;
When nobody is near you;
And when you're in control;
It surely means that you're in the TOILET!

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
'Yah'.
"Yah who?"
"Naaah, bro! I prefer Google."

n the best one...
There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of a female tear!
When a tear falls, it first mixes with 'MAC' eyeliner and 'Maybelline' mascara;
Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with "La Femme" blusher;
And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'Lancome' lipstick;
This means that a single drop is worth at least Rs 15000!

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

aye tht be true

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

lol i tried this once, but the other guy got another call on his phone so it was fail for me

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

AsSalamoAlaikum Wr Wb...!

found another one...kinda similar to that..

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[XPFMember]

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[WhereAmazingHappens]

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nvm...

 

[7th heaven ;)]

 

[7th heaven ;)]

 

[tomcat]

 

[tomcat]

Put Me In Jail

OMG!!!! This life is better than these prisoners had on the streets

 

[tomcat]

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Hellcat posted this one too

 

[MKh@lid]