~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[GetSomeLife]

Like TOTALLY!

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[GetSomeLife]

HAHAH! "ONCE!"

 

[Myste Rious]

 

[Ichigo.Hatake]

 

[Ichigo.Hatake]

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[hellcat]

if u get it

 

[GetSomeLife]

MOMS and Technology

 

[Rmarie-yum]

 

[Rmarie-yum]

 

[Rmarie-yum]

 

[Rmarie-yum]

 

[somya]

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

 

[tomcat]

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[somya]

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, “love is blind”.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying, “love never dies”.

 

[somya]

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and hugged her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”

“Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed.
“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”

 

[somya]

this one's the best!!

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it’s not only the passion, Dad, she’s pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call me when it is safe for me to come home!

 

[somya]

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.”
The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home.”