~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Kumkum]

this one's the best!!

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it’s not only the passion, Dad, she’s pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call me when it is safe for me to come home!

 

[hellcat]

 

[hellcat]

 

[Dexterwarrior12]

 

[emkay]

After the super-8 match, our beloved President's call to Manmohan Singh.

 

[Amber]

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[Amber]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:” Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

 

[hellcat]

 

[Amber]

A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the E-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18-year-old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on with a message. It reads:

Dear love,

Just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you.

Love,

Me.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

 

[somya]

Sardar joined new job. First day, he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening?
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[Experienced One]

badrobot14 is it true?

 

[badrobot14]

badrobot14 is it true?

yes, somewhat... I repair all electrical faults at home and also appliances/toys that break/stop working.. and only whn I can't (or don't have time) are they taken to the repair shop.... but the thing is I love doing that so I dunno how other engineers feel if in fact ppl make them do this...

 

[Experienced One]

yes, somewhat... I repair all electrical faults at home and also appliances/toys that break/stop working.. and only whn I can't (or don't have time) are they taken to the repair shop.... but the thing is I love doing that so I dunno how other engineers feel if in fact ppl make them do this...

oh

 

[hellcat]

*sigh* so true

 

[Experienced One]

 

[hellcat]

human phycology

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[Experienced One]

i always did dis