~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[hellcat]

hahahHahA

 

[anonymous123]

 

[Enferno]

"coincidence or destiny???"

I think destiny

 

[anonymous123]

 

[Purple@white]

I think destiny

i think so too!!

 

[Amber]

 

[hellcat]

 

[frozen sunlight]

this is my little eight year old brothers microsoft paint creation

 

[hellcat]

uuugghhhh...happened to me many times

 

[Amber]

 

[Amber]

 

[Ichigo.Hatake]

 

[somya]

A boy young man to a young woman at a ball, “Whenever I dance with you, the music lasts only a short time.”
The young women replied, “No wonder,The band leader is my fiance.”

 

[somya]

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I meant to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

 

[somya]

A man is cutting sides of a capsule before talking it.
His neighbour saw this and asked him, “Why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?
He replied, “To avoid side effects.”

 

[somya]

Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house readSanta Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish yourMasters Degree?”
Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate“Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.

 

[somya]

Santa Singh and Banta Singh both bought one horse each.
They wanted to make sure that they feed their own horse each morning. So SantaSingh asked, “how will we know which is your and which is mine?”
Banta Singh said “its easy I will cut mine’s tail and yours will be the one with tail”.
Some boys outside heard it and cut the tail of other horse too.

So the next morning confusion arose even more. Santa Singh said, “don’t worry, I”ll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without the bell”.
The boys heard this too so they cut the bell.
The next day, Santa Singh got frustrated and said, “OKAY!!! now the last criteria will be that:
White Horse will be yours and Black Horse will be mine”.

 

[somya]

One Santa was going to Chandigarh from Pune by an air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.
But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji told:”I want to see the view fromthe window and shall not leave“. The old lady then complained to the air hostess.The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament and did not leave.
Then the air hostess went and told the asst captain. He also came and requested,but Santa didnt leave.
Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji,and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,the airhostess and the Asst. Capt. asked the Capt afterwards what he told to the sardarji.
Capt. told :”Nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.All others will go to Jalandhar.”

 

[hellcat]

hahahhaha...if u get it

 

[GetSomeLife]