~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[GetSomeLife]

 

[somya]

There were two brothers at ages 12 & 8. They were so naughty and always people comes with complain to their parents. Parents became very fed-up and they have taken them tothe mental doctor.
Doctor firstly call 12 years boy and asked him “Tell me where is god?” The boy keep himsilence. Then doctor again with loud voice asked him“Tell me where is God?”.
The boy suddenly ran away and went to his home andhide himself in his cloth cupboard.
When another brother saw that he also ran away after him and reached to the home and asked “Brother what doctor asked you and why you ran away?”
The elder brother said,“God is missing and everybody thinking that we did it”

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[somya]

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother.On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
“Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, "Why would you think that?
The tombstone back there said, “Here lies a lawyer an honest man.”

 

[somya]

Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of “Yes/No” type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out,removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet yes for headsand no for tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on?
Santa replies, “I’m rechecking my answers and I don’t think I did very good.”

 

[somya]

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???

 

[GetSomeLife]

NICE!

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

This is just embarrassing!

lol y?

 

[somya]

 

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[somya]

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[yousawinner]

lol y?

I mean what music has come to nowadays...just a single line is enough to be the main constituent of a song, enough to be a hit among our peers, enough to be among the top ten..if you look at classics, they were actually great because the words were crafted, and really quite meaningful, plus not so repeated in almost every verse!..idk maybe I'm too old skul

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

I mean what music has come to nowadays...just a single line is enough to be the main constituent of a song, enough to be a hit among our peers, enough to be among the top ten..if you look at classics, they were actually great because the words were crafted, and really quite meaningful, plus not so repeated in almost every verse!..idk maybe I'm too old skul

lol ok

 

[Experienced One]

 

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[M Rizwan Kabir]

 

[M Rizwan Kabir]

 

[leosco1995]

A Software Engineer
was smoking
(¯_¯_¯_¯(¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯¯_¯()??~
A Lady Said: "Can't U See the Warning!
Smoking is Injurious to Health..!!

.
.
He Replied: "We bother Only
about ERRORS.. Not WARNINGS.."

A good programmer heeds warnings too. It' s bad practice to ignore them.