~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[falcon678]

Without a doubt... I LOVE PEOPLE WHO POST IN THIS THREAD!

it definatly cheers up the mood...!

 

[Oliveme]

 

[Oliveme]

 

[7th heaven ;)]

more like controls engineering test for us.. add maths is soo easy.... all u have to do is study the book.. but with controls our teacher used so many books we didn't even know what book to consult for what topic... not to mention the teacher was hard to get..

P.S. it's not good to cheat.. honesty is best...

Nooooo.... We don't cheat!!! For two people to cheat, it is required that atleast one of them knows what the answer should be!!! In our case nobody does!

 

[Amber]

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trashcan they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.

The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.

After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face.

"This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."

The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they did accept his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.

"Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"

"A lousy quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!"

And the old man enjoyed peace.

 

[Amber]

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer." the man began, "I can explain,".

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."

"But officer, I just wanted to say...."

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

 

[black_berry]

 

[badrobot14]

"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war.
Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little
Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there.
Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me,
the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe
clippers right here.'"
--Jerry Seinfeld

 

[badrobot14]

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman


"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a
single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall
people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson

 

[black_berry]

LOL AT MY SISTER :
sister : why don't you eat food these days ?
me : Bas.... mann nai karta ......
Sister : you know when a person is near his/her death ,that time he doesnt feel like having food..
Me : Aur jab insaan mohabbat mein hota hai tabhi usse bhook nai lagti :-D
Sister : O.O

 

[black_berry]

 

[black_berry]

 

[WhereAmazingHappens]

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hmm please dont post memes in other languages.. some people dont understand....

 

[Amber]

 

[littlecloud11]

 

[M Rizwan Kabir]

 

[M Rizwan Kabir]

 

[M Rizwan Kabir]

 

[M Rizwan Kabir]

 

[M Rizwan Kabir]