~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Bilal Khan]

 

[Bilal Khan]

 

[Bilal Khan]

 

[Bilal Khan]

 

[Bilal Khan]

 

[cardude456]

ROBOTS.....???

 

[SakiZee]

security: didnt u see the sign . it says "NO FISHING ALLOWED"
BOY: that's ok......i m fishing silently

 

[SakiZee]

one more guyz

what is a centipede?
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ANS. an inchworm who got converted to the metric system!

 

[Happy Muslimah]

aap jab bhi kehti hai mein nih aap sih baat karni hai thats how i react

ab mei aap sai kro koi baat

 

[U7X0GXO]

 

[SakiZee]

Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".

 

[SakiZee]

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

 

[SakiZee]

Q How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

 

[SakiZee]

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

 

[SakiZee]

1 - Yar please batao. Agar hum quadratic formula use karte huay 0 ko equivalent len or variable ka square root nikal k usko differentiate karen or jo ans aye us ko replace equation mey put ker key evaluate karen or constant ko neglect ker k us ka inverse nikal key graph paper per plot karen to kia..................
us paper ka jahaz ban jaye ga?

2 - Teacher: 1876 ko kya hua tha?
Student: Pata nahen.
Teacher: Stupid, Quaid-e-Azam peda huay thay. Acha batao 1881 ko kya hua tha?
Student: Masha Allah, Quaid-e-Azam 5 sal key ho gayay thay.

3 - Son: abbu agar apko pata chalay key mey 1st aaya hun to aapko kaisa lage ga.
Father: Mey to khushi sey paghal ho jaonga.
Son: Bus isi dar sey main fail ho gaya.

4 - How pakistanis are easy to identify:
Cook everything in garlic and onion.
Re-use gift papers.
Always arrive one hour late in a party.
Children have rhyming names.
Talk for an hour on the gate.
Keep left over food in fridge.
Never use measuring cups while cooking.
Take medicine without doctors prescription.
Lay bed sheets on sofas to keep them clean.
Cover everything with plastic even if it is a remote control.
[No offence to pakistanis, they rule] :good:

the first one and from 5-9 are sooooooooooo true!
ehheheheh i m tellin about myself!

 

[SakiZee]

Pathan's logic Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?
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.Ans: 'Frog' ...... Why? ........Because Frog Is 'MAINDUCK
hahaahaha

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

I'm remembering Chennai Express!!

ikr!

 

[frozen sunlight]

 

[frozen sunlight]

 

[frozen sunlight]