~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[skinnyboyfat]

they are so hialrious... really awesome

 

[arlery]

hahaha

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

I saw this one on TV too:

TV Host : so Meera r u suffering?
Meera: yes from Karachi to Lahore

XD

LOVED IT !!

 

[arlery]

 

[alphabravocharlie]

Boy reached home late,
His fahter: Kahan tha tu.
Son: Friend ke pass tha.
Father called his 10 friends.
4 answered: "haan uncle, yaheen per tha".
3 answered: "Abhi just nikla hai".
2 answered: "Yahhen hai uncle, parh raha hai. phone du kya".
1 ne to hadd kar di, he answered "Haan papa, bolo kya hua"

 

[arlery]

^ the friends' joke is hilarious

 

[Silent Hunter]

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?

“No” replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”

“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God!” replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..

 

[skinnyboyfat]

A-W-E-S-O-M-E

 

[alphabravocharlie]

1 - Yar please batao. Agar hum quadratic formula use karte huay 0 ko equivalent len or variable ka square root nikal k usko differentiate karen or jo ans aye us ko replace equation mey put ker key evaluate karen or constant ko neglect ker k us ka inverse nikal key graph paper per plot karen to kia..................
us paper ka jahaz ban jaye ga?

2 - Teacher: 1876 ko kya hua tha?
Student: Pata nahen.
Teacher: Stupid, Quaid-e-Azam peda huay thay. Acha batao 1881 ko kya hua tha?
Student: Masha Allah, Quaid-e-Azam 5 sal key ho gayay thay.

3 - Son: abbu agar apko pata chalay key mey 1st aaya hun to aapko kaisa lage ga.
Father: Mey to khushi sey paghal ho jaonga.
Son: Bus isi dar sey main fail ho gaya.

4 - How pakistanis are easy to identify:
Cook everything in garlic and onion.
Re-use gift papers.
Always arrive one hour late in a party.
Children have rhyming names.
Talk for an hour on the gate.
Keep left over food in fridge.
Never use measuring cups while cooking.
Take medicine without doctors prescription.
Lay bed sheets on sofas to keep them clean.
Cover everything with plastic even if it is a remote control.
[No offence to pakistanis, they rule] :good:

 

[skinnyboyfat]

4th ones so true..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[HorsePower]

A plane was about to crash and there were 4 people inside, the pilot, a stupid politician, a maulvi and a young student. But the parachutes present in the plane were only 3.
The pilot says, " I have a family to support, so i have to survive." He takes one parachute and jumps of the plane.
Then the politician comes front and says, " I am a very popular leader and theres no one else like me. " So he also takes one and jumps off.
Then the student tells the maulvi, " You are alot wiser than me and your life is way more precious than mine, please take the last parachute ."
The maulvi says , " Dear boy , dont worry we both can survive."
The students asks how was it possible as there was only one parachute left.
The maulvi replies, " No there are 2 , the stupid politician took your SCHOOL BAG ! "

 

[skinnyboyfat]

LOL.... :lol: :lol:
Once a university student failed on not giving a logical presentation....he said to the teacher i will ask u 3 questions..if u cant answer u have to give me A*...she agreed...1=what is legal but not logical?...2=what is logical but not legal?........what is neither logical or legal???she failed and gave him A8...then the student replied...1=ur wife is 24 years old and u r 58...that is legal but not logical....2=ur wife has a 25 year old lover ehich is logical but not legal....3=u gave ur wife's love A* that is niether legal or logical....

 

[Anon]

Boy reached home late,
His fahter: Kahan tha tu.
Son: Friend ke pass tha.
Father called his 10 friends.
4 answered: "haan uncle, yaheen per tha".
3 answered: "Abhi just nikla hai".
2 answered: "Yahhen hai uncle, parh raha hai. phone du kya".
1 ne to hadd kar di, he answered "Haan papa, bolo kya hua"

Yay hotay hain sachay dost!

 

[Anon]

All jokes here are simply Hilarious.

 

[XPFMember]

Assalamoalaikum!!

Enjoy these muhavrat

 

[skinnyboyfat]

am not so good at urdu....but got some of them.... :lol:

 

[princesszahra]

@ math angel!
do u know that our urdu is really really bad!
I dont know how I got A in O levels!
MAy be it was examiners mistake!
lol
and MUHAWARAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still remember those in shazia islam!

 

[gary221]

Best joke ever:

Bob: HI
Me: HEY


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

:%) :%) :%) :%) :%)

 

[gary221]

all jokes here r really coool and refreshing!!!!!!
way to go guys!!!! :Yahoo!: :Yahoo!: :Yahoo!: :Yahoo!: :Yahoo!: :Yahoo!: :Yahoo!: :Yahoo!: :Yahoo!:

 

[HorsePower]

this is a good one...

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think he said: 'Holy Mackerel! A talking chicken!'"

:lol: