~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[skinnyboyfat]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas(fart). The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
[for the record it aint me when i say "i"]

 

[gary221]

nope, they just call me cuz of my user name! (grrr)

oooohhhh!! got it!! :good: :good:

 

[gary221]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas(fart). The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
[for the record it aint me when i say "i"]

hahahaha!!

 

[skinnyboyfat]

LOL at this pathan.....
Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!

Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[skinnyboyfat]

english translation of the above joke.......
pathan lost kis donkey....in the quest of finding him he arrived at a park.....
he saw there a young couple...the boy was seeing in the girl's eyes and saying""in ur eyes i can see the whole world""
pathan shouted...check 2 see if u can find my donkey!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[arlery]

^

 

[gary221]

hahahahahaha!!!!

 

[skinnyboyfat]

LOL at this pathan 2...
pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara,

kisi ne pocha kyun maara.

PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge,

janat hamara bewi ka nam hai....!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[skinnyboyfat]

english taranslation ov da above joke...
pathan beats a molvi very badly...people ask him why he did so.???
he said"the molvi says all good muslims will enjoy heaven(jannat in urdu)
jannat iz da name of my wife!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (not so good taste in english than it is in urdu)

 

[skinnyboyfat]

check this out for a laugh

 

[ks136]

Girl: mai tumhare liye apna sab kuch chhorne ko tiyar hon
Boy: ur house
G: YES
B: Mom Dad
G: yes
B: UR FAVOR8 pillow
G: yes
B: star plus
G:<*****>zuban sambhal kr bat ker

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

Girl: mai tumhare liye apna sab kuch chhorne ko tiyar hon
Boy: ur house
G: YES
B: Mom Dad
G: yes
B: UR FAVOR8 pillow
G: yes
B: star plus
G: zuban sambhal kr bat ker

hahahahahahahaaaaaaa
PS shdnt da last line b edited a bit?

 

[skinnyboyfat]

LOL!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[skinnyboyfat]

would u mind reading this plz....

 

[CaptainDanger]

Great Thought:

I won't be impressed with science


until I can

download


a


Zingr Burger!

 

[CaptainDanger]

Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions:

1. Which mouse has 2 legs?

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Mickey Mouse!

2. Which duck has 2 legs?

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If ur answer is Donald Duck, u r under stress, because all ducks have 2 legs..
So, please relax and enjoy life.

 

[CaptainDanger]

From here onwards don't meet and talk 2 me
I m going on my way n u go by ur way
We will never meet again and will never talk again.





said by y-axis to x-axis at (0, 0).

 

[CaptainDanger]

Bacha school se akar ammi say bola:
ammi aj main school ground mein Shahid Afridi lag raha tha

Ammi khush hokar:
woh kaise mere chand?

Bacha: kal ka homework na karne par teacher ne kaha jao beech ground mein or dono hath upar kar k khare hojao.

' \(',')/'
.. . / \
.. . / \

 

[CaptainDanger]

I swear my Pillow could be a Hair stylist, I always wake up with a new Hair Style.! :-D

 

[CaptainDanger]

... A Sign At A Petrol pump ...


"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol is very expensive...":-D