~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[CaptainDanger]

Every Student Get Opprtunity To Sleep
In Class Room
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Some Miss
Those Beautiful Moments
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Those Idiots Are Known As
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[MysteRyGiRl]

^^^haaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaa
downloading a zinger burger

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

there r a boy and a girl in a room......the boy looks @da wall clock n says...'after 15 mints , i will b gone in da train dat will seperate us 4evr...all da tym we hv spent 2gether...wil b just gone in 15 minutes.....bt these r da most important 15 mints of my lyf....(and on and on ) aftr saying all of dis he looks @da silent girl n asks her...'dont u wana say anything??i have only 15 minutes left....'
girl: "ohh yeaa js rememberd....da clock is 15 minutes fast'

 

[Anon]

@CaptainDanger: Awesome jokes. Mickey mouse one was real good.

 

[CaptainDanger]

Thanks...

 

[arlery]

A Rabbit runs, jumps & lives only for 15 years!

A Turtle doesnt run, does nothing,yet lives for 300 or mor years!

Moral:EXERCISE IS HELL.SLEEP WELL...:-D
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[Anon]

See This
Its Hilarious

 

[CaptainDanger]

Bus boht hogaya,

Bura lage to lage,

Mujhe koi parwah nahi,

Me ne neeche saaf saaf
likh dia hai...,
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,,*,SAAF SAAF,*,,

 

[CaptainDanger]

A cute line for my friend:
"The day I met you was my favorite accident.. n even today i love those injuries..";-)

 

[CaptainDanger]

News Alert!
Tabahi ka waqt kareeb a chuka hai,.2 Ghantay pehlay nasa k through cosmic rays say pata chala hai k Mars naami syara or Earth ka fasla kafi kam reh gya hy. Mars Earth ki trf 57.60 ki speed sy a raha hy. agr yehi speed rahi tu 93 days me ye dunya tabah hojye gi.. plz fwd kro. mazeed jan'ny k lye is web-site pr jao.
www.daro mat mazaak kar raha tha.com

 

[CaptainDanger]

Sardar goes to library & asks for a book: ''Physio the Rapist.''

Librarian searches 4 a while & comes back, slaps him & says

Physiotherapist hai stupid.

 

[multixamza01]

If one teacher can't teach all subjects.
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how do you expect a student to study all of them?

 

[skinnyboyfat]

^^^^awesome dude!!!!!

 

[multixamza01]

 

[XPFMember]

Assalamoalaikum!!

Maths Teacher to brillian pathan : How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ???...


Pathan : Juice bana k :lol:

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

^lolzzzz

 

[Nibz]

Assalamoalaikum!!

Maths Teacher to brilliant pathan : How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ???...


Pathan : Juice bana k :lol:

This 'IS' brilliant actually!

 

[arlery]

Journalist: Aap Ka Favorite Phool Kon Sa Hai?

Meera: O So Nice Question..

Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain..

 

[arlery]

Chemistry JOKE:

Electrons were in a party.

Protons attacked them.
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A Hero saved them !

Electrons asked "WHO R U ?"

Hero said,

"BOND !

COVALENT BOND ...!

 

[multixamza01]

^^^ i have already heard that one! it's nice though.