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^^^haaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaa
downloading a zinger burger :D :D :D
 
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there r a boy and a girl in a room......the boy looks @da wall clock n says...'after 15 mints , i will b gone in da train dat will seperate us 4evr...all da tym we hv spent 2gether...wil b just gone in 15 minutes.....bt these r da most important 15 mints of my lyf....(and on and on :p ) aftr saying all of dis he looks @da silent girl n asks her...'dont u wana say anything??i have only 15 minutes left....'
girl: "ohh yeaa js rememberd....da clock is 15 minutes fast' :D :D
 
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@CaptainDanger: Awesome jokes. Mickey mouse one was real good.
 
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A Rabbit runs, jumps & lives only for 15 years!

A Turtle doesnt run, does nothing,yet lives for 300 or mor years!

Moral:EXERCISE IS HELL.SLEEP WELL...:-D :p
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News Alert!
Tabahi ka waqt kareeb a chuka hai,.2 Ghantay pehlay nasa k through cosmic rays say pata chala hai k Mars naami syara or Earth ka fasla kafi kam reh gya hy. Mars Earth ki trf 57.60 ki speed sy a raha hy. agr yehi speed rahi tu 93 days me ye dunya tabah hojye gi.. plz fwd kro. mazeed jan'ny k lye is web-site pr jao.
www.daro mat mazaak kar raha tha.com
 
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Sardar goes to library & asks for a book: ''Physio the Rapist.''

Librarian searches 4 a while & comes back, slaps him & says

Physiotherapist hai stupid.
 

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Math_angel said:
Assalamoalaikum!!

Maths Teacher to brilliant pathan : How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ???...


Pathan : Juice bana k :ROFLMAO: :lol: :D

This 'IS' brilliant actually!
 
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Journalist: Aap Ka Favorite Phool Kon Sa Hai?

Meera: O So Nice Question..

Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain..
 
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