~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[CaptainDanger]

English and Urdu always contradict each other:

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai;>

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar say ojhul ..dil say ojhul:/

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Ullo ka patha!

 

[CaptainDanger]

Pakistan dunya ka wo waahid mulk hy...

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Jahan main rehta hun...........
Taaliyaan

 

[CaptainDanger]

Aaj ka nalaik StUdENt.


2maro is my chemistry paper and I am preparing for it...

The Ionization Energy of atoms decreases, when an electron shell..

electron shelll..

shell..

Shiell..


Sheila..


Shelaa,


Sheilaa ki jawaani.

main terey hath na aani.


oh sorry sorry agay kia tha yr
shell. . .shell
Shell.

 

[CaptainDanger]

Challenge

Har jumle me 1 'fruit' ka nam chupa hai. find it..!

1=Qasai boht dair me aya
ans.
2=Saba amir ki behn hy
ans.
3=ye pajama naya hy?
ans.
4=Shahana aram kr rhi hogi?ans.
5=meri ammi ke lambe baal hn.
ans.
6=Anam rude larki hy.
ans.
7=Mujhy na riyal chahyen na hi dollar!
ans.
8=woh to boht shareef admi hy.
ans.

Answer if u can!

 

[falcon678]

English and Urdu always contradict each other:

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai;>

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar say ojhul ..dil say ojhul:/

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Ullo ka patha!

esp last one...

 

[falcon678]

the biggest mistake by most human beings:

"listening half, understanding quarter, telling double...

 

[Lyfroker]

Challenge

Har jumle me 1 'fruit' ka nam chupa hai. find it..!

1=Qasai boht dair me aya
ans.
2=Saba amir ki behn hy
ans.
3=ye pajama naya hy?
ans.
4=Shahana aram kr rhi hogi?ans.
5=meri ammi ke lambe baal hn.
ans.
6=Anam rude larki hy.
ans.
7=Mujhy na riyal chahyen na hi dollar!
ans.
8=woh to boht shareef admi hy.
ans.

Answer if u can!

1=saib
2= ........?
3=jaman
4=.........?
5=kela
6=amrud
7=nariyal
8=shareefa

did it bt nt all

 

[CaptainDanger]

Haha!

Thanks for the 8th one! I didn't know that... And 2 and 4 are easy.... 2 is aam and 4 is anaar...

 

[XPFMember]

Assalamoalaikum!!

let me try

1=Qasai boht dair me aya

ans. saib

2=Saba amir ki behn hy

ans. aam

3=ye pajama naya hy?

ans.jaman

4=Shahana aram kr rhi hogi?

ans.anar

5=meri ammi ke lambe baal hn.

ans. kela

6=Anam rude larki hy.

ans. amrud

7=Mujhy na riyal chahyen na hi dollar!

ans. nariyal

8=woh to boht shareef admi hy.

ans. dont know

 

[XPFMember]

oh wow...i thought they werent answered...and abt the 8th one...i had a doubt it was shareefa but i wasnt sure if there was a fruit so called 8)

 

[CaptainDanger]

Haha! Same with me!

 

[Lyfroker]

hehehehehehhehehehee gr8

 

[CaptainDanger]

Zindgi me gadhe ki tarah kaam karte karte jab 2 pal sans lene k lye ruko tu peeche mur k zarur dekhna

kya pata

DUM b nikal ayi ho
Dedicated 2 busy frndz

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

^lolzzz

 

[CaptainDanger]

:lol:

 

[Lyfroker]

lolz i m so nt busy

 

[CaptainDanger]

Hahaha!

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

THINKING B4 SAYNG S0MTHNG 2 UR WYF
wyf- if i die will u marry again?
husbnd- uhh mayb i dont kn0w
wyf- so ur saying dat u will....?
husbnd- no i dont mean dat....
wyf- what exactly r u saying?
hsbnd- i might marry cz cm0n...cant live al0ne na....
wyf- so u will bring her 2 dis very same h0use?
hsbnd- yea i guess....cant afford anthr h0use
wyf- n she will be using my bed?
hsbnd- cm0n iss mine 2 !!
wyf- n u will let her use my cl0thes?
hsbnd- n0 i dn know ....
wyf- give me a straight answer..!!
hsbnd- ok yea she might use them or i will get her new ones
wyf- what about da car?? she will use my car 2??
hsbnd- naah she cant drive...



ohhh S*** !!!

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

a sardar goes 2 a bathroom...aftr a while he hears voice from the next cabin
"hello"
sardar replies a little confused "hi"
again "how r u?"
sardar replies"m gud thnx how r u?"
replies"m teek taak..."
thn aftr sm tym...
"lsn do u want me 2 join u?"
sardar fearfully says "no thnx m gud akelay he..."
then awaz athi h "yaar m tumhe baad m call kartha hoon...koi dash insaan mere sare questions ka jawab deraha hai"

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

zardari-i didnt remmeber my mom dis tym on m0therz day
secretary-dont w0rry sir...jb lytes jathi h thu evry1 in pak rmmbrs ur mother.........