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A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her cash drawer.

When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said, "That's enough" and walked out the door. It's hard to find a bank robber who knows when he's had enough.
 
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1. Why does Michael Jackson like noon and Midnight?
2. What do Michael Jackson and K Mart have in common?
Ans:
1. Because the little hand touches the big hand.
2. They both have little boys pants half off
 
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A man was on a beach when he discovered an old lamp in the sand. He rubbed it and a genie popped out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes. The only condition is that you cannot wish for more wishes." "Alright," said the man, "I wish for more genies....
 
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check out my joke
What did the farmer say when her lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaa
 
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davidchatman said:
check out my joke
What did the farmer say when her lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaa
her lost his tractor??????
hahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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HEARTT0UCH!NG ST0RY

A b0y l0ved a g!rl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he
dec!ded t0 tell her at 1:00 am at n!ght.

He type:
"! L0VE y0u"

And sent !t, after a few sec0nds he g0t a msg but he dec!ded t0 see !t the next day f0r surpr!se and slept.

Next day, he read the msg and bec0me s0 sh0ked because
!t was wr!tten:

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Dear cust0mer, msg sending failed due t0
insufficient balance. Please recharge y0ur acc0unt .... :-D Gud Morning
 
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Sunehri Batain


"Kisi Ke Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo"


"Waqt Ki Pabandi wapda. Waloon Se Sekho"

"Acha mehman wo hai jo sath apna hath wala pankha laey"



"Agar Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ke Pass Generator Ya U.P.S Hai "



"Acha Dost Wohi Jo App Ko Free Main Card Dalwae"
 
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