~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[rz123]

One day a pathan went to ATM ,he entered his pin code. took out cash and went back to home.

 

[Gémeaux]

There is only one perfect mother in the world.. every child thinks he has it..

There is only ONE *perfect* child in the world.. every mother thinks the neighbour has it =D

 

[Gémeaux]

Pathan park me betha ta.
Friend: Kya kar raha h?
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Pathan: Badla le raha hun
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Frnd: Kese?
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Pathan: Waqt ne mujhe barbaad kya h... ab me waqt barbaad kar raha hun

 

[Gémeaux]

A son sent to his mother the most expensive bird, that cud speak almost 40 languages of the world, as a birthday gift.
Next day he asked about it
Son: How was the bird?
Mum: Very tasty

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

^^ Aww

 

[rz123]

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs
Baqi Thy,
K Main Out Ho Gaya. :-(

 

[XPFMember]

Assalamoalaikum!!

A son sent to his mother the most expensive bird, that cud speak almost 40 languages of the world, as a birthday gift.
Next day he asked about it
Son: How was the bird?
Mum: Very tasty

awwww...sad

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs
Baqi Thy,
K Main Out Ho Gaya. :-(

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs
Baqi Thy,
K Main Out Ho Gaya. :-(

 

[rz123]

A boy said: " I lOve YoU" to a girl..

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The girl replied: "Sorry, I love sum1 else"...
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The boy in sAd mOoD lOoked at the girl and said:

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"BtaOn teri *AMMI* ko??"

 

[rz123]

A cow was kept for viva.

KG student : Its a cow!!

UG student : Perhaps dis is a cow !!
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PG : This may be cow or a hypopigmented buffalo!!

PHD : Dis may b a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant wid congenital anomalies!!

Moral: The more you study, the more your common sense decreases !!

 

[rz123]

Attitutde statment of the decade

I got 150 question in exams , saying solve any 100 .
I solved all 150 and wrote check any 100

 

[rz123]

‎"OMG Did Yu Fall.?""No The Ground Just Came UP And Smacked Me in The Face!"

 

[rz123]

Kabhi - kabhi mery dil me kheyal aata hai..?

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HaHaHa...

Kheyal dhoond rehy ho

Aaj nhi aaya,
kabhi kabhi aata hai.;-):-D;-).

 

[rz123]

BOY: Mujhe maaf krna
Maine aapse chupaya tha k Meri Mangni ho chuki he

GIRL: Koi baat nhi

Chalo Aaj mai tumhe apne BACCHO se milati hu..

 

[rz123]

eacher: I wish you would pay a little attention!

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Student: I am paying as little as i can sir!.. =P =D

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

to all..!!

 

[badrobot14]

A son sent to his mother the most expensive bird, that cud speak almost 40 languages of the world, as a birthday gift.
Next day he asked about it
Son: How was the bird?
Mum: Very tasty

hahahaha!!! sad...

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

Height of Addiction
Father: There is also a world other than Facebook!
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Kid: Ok Papa, then send me its link!

 

[rz123]

^hienhehe

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

journalist: meera g ap ka favourite phool kon sa hai??
meera: so nice question, phoolon main mujhe "flower" bht pasand hai...