~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Silent Hunter]

^^^ hahahaha awesome ghalya001

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

Hunter..!!

 

[Silent Hunter]

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
student: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
student: See my legs & tell my name

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

^HAHAHAHA....!!!

 

[Gémeaux]

Host: meera jee face pe ap ka favourite feature kya h?
Meera: Az
Host: i mean shakal pe kya pasand h?
Meera: Az
Host: Bewaqoof moun pe kya cheez favourite h?
Meera: Bta to rhi hun Az Az Az (eyes eyes eyes) =P

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

journalist: meera g ap ka favourite phool kon sa hai??
meera: so nice question, phoolon main mujhe "flower" bht pasand hai...

loved it

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

Host: meera jee face pe ap ka favourite feature kya h?
Meera: Az
Host: i mean shakal pe kya pasand h?
Meera: Az
Host: Bewaqoof moun pe kya cheez favourite h?
Meera: Bta to rhi hun Az Az Az (eyes eyes eyes) =P

Meera Rocks...!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[saleena]

Different varieties of mom..
.
(Dr Ammi)
ek thapar parega to theek ho jaoge
.
(Reminder ammi)
ek baat tumhe kitni baar batani parti hai
.
(DHAMKANE WALI AMMI)
Aane do papa ko, tumhari shikayat karungi
.
(Purani AMMI)
Jab main tumhari umar ki thi to ghar ki sari zimedari sambhalti thi
.
(Duur andesh AMMI)
Mujhe pata tha, yeh glass tootay ga zarur
.
(CONFUSED AMMI)
main insan hu k machine!?
.
(NARAZ AMMI)
Lunch me parathe tumhare liye diye they ya tumhare dosto k liye?
.
(SHAKKI AMMI)
10 meN se 10 no.. zarur tumne cheating ki hogi
.
.
BEST AMMI
Meri Ammi :Yahoo!:

Please translate i dnt understand the language

 

[CaptainDanger]

Different varieties of mom..

Dr. Mom
When I slap you, you will be okay then... !


Reminder Mom
How many times do I have to tell you about it?


Scary Mom
Let dad come, I will tell him...!


Old Mom
When I was your age I used to take care of all the HOME stuff...!


Future Planning Mom
I knew this glass was going to break...!


Confused Mom
I am a human or a machine?


Upset Mom
Those parathas were for you or for your friends?


Doubting Mom
10 out of 10! You must have cheated...


BEST MOM
MY MOM!

 

[rockincrew]

that is so nice captindanger
and i agree that My mom is the best

 

[CaptainDanger]

 

[rz123]

best mom my mom with having all these varieties. DD

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

There is only one perfect mother in the world.. every child thinks he has it..

There is only ONE *perfect* child in the world.. every mother thinks the neighbour has it =D

lolzzz so true :lol: :lol:

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

BOY: Mujhe maaf krna
Maine aapse chupaya tha k Meri Mangni ho chuki he

GIRL: Koi baat nhi

Chalo Aaj mai tumhe apne BACCHO se milati hu..

haaaaahahahaaaa

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

BOY: Mujhe maaf krna
Maine aapse chupaya tha k Meri Mangni ho chuki he

GIRL: Koi baat nhi

Chalo Aaj mai tumhe apne BACCHO se milati hu..

haaaaahahahaaaa

actually this one was like this
girl: Sorry mai nay aap say chupaya k meri mangni ho chukki hai
Boy: is mai sorry ki kia baat hai ?? Aao mai tumko apni biwi say milwata hoon

 

[gary221]

Ha ha ha ... Nice ones Captain Danger
another logical ques.
bullets dont hurt Superman then why does he duck if sum1 throws the gun at him?
Why r apartments called tht when they r all stuck together?

 

[AtemisDelta]

http://youtu.be/CXgoJ0f5EsQ
watch tjis

makes u laugh

but its so true

 

[alphabravocharlie]

1 - The Educational Rumble

In a staff room, chemistry and history teacher were in a tough competition.

History teacher: i will slay you with tipu sultan's sword
Chem teacher : I'll dissolve you in concentrated HCl
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When it becomes too tough for the maths teacher to bear,

she shouts-" shut up both of u, I'll put both of you in the bracket and multiply with zero..!!


2 - Teacher 2 Student:-
how many planets r there...????
Student :-
mars ,venus ,jupiter .
Teacher:-
aur sunao......?????
Student :-
buss fit...ap sunao! )))


3 - Leave Application By A Small Kid -

O My Teacher,
When I Come

Water Run
Cham Cham

paon My phisla
Gira Mai Dharam..

Upar My Bag
& Niche My Bum

Isliye Today
I Can't Come !!


4 - Pilot to control tower:
This is PK 327
i am 300 miles from Pakistani Land 600 feet over water with no fuel
Awaiting Instructions. Over
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Control Tower:
Kalma Parhlay “BARI NAZUK SORAT-E-HAAL HAI”
Over


5 - Fikar na faka aish kr kaka
"Pyasa Crow"

Once din a crow was pyasa,

He finding pani, but pani was kidro na labba,
He vekhiya one ghara, Magar paani was thora, he sochya ek plan
He pick some wattay & suttey into the gharra.
Pani came uper, he drank G bhar k.

Moral: Thori si Mehnat se English boli ja sakti hai

6 - school life z like english movies

school=jurassic park

principal=king kong

vice principal=hulk

teachers=aliens

class guys=planet of apes

class gals=charlies angels

syllubus=deep blue sea

exam=mission impossible

invigilator=terminator

results=2012

7 - Professor To Student-
What Is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder

Student-
Jumbalakadi bamba! Holsga Volsga..

Professor-
I Didn't Get You..

Student-
Same Here Dude.

 

[memyself15]

^^ awesome :lol:

 

[rockincrew]

these is a funny quote

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom."


"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."


"The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out."