~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[saleena]

Girl: I love u dear,
Boy: Different style main propose karo na....
Girl: Apne Janaze ko dafnane ka chance mere bete ko doge kyaaa ??

translate 2 english please

 

[saleena]

Girl: I love u dear,
Boy: Different style main propose karo na....
Girl: Apne Janaze ko dafnane ka chance mere bete ko doge kyaaa ??

translate 2 english please

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

Girl: I love u dear,
Boy: Different style main propose karo na....
Girl: Apne Janaze ko dafnane ka chance mere bete ko doge kyaaa ??

translate 2 english please

Girl: I love u dear,
Boy: Try proposing in a different style.
Girl: Will u let my son burn your coffin. (actually don't know whats Janaza in English and this is a bit Hindu joke actually cuz muslims don't burn their bodies)

 

[badrobot14]

I think it'd be translated as:

Girl: I love u dear,
Boy: Please propose in a Different style, dear....
Girl: Would you like to give my son the chance to burry your dead body??

didn't find it funny..

 

[destined007]

janaza is funeral.

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

sorry guys bad Urdu and English

 

[rvelzahid]

burn ur coffin haha. hindu muslim way of funeral being mixed up , waise translate karnay kay baad jokes mazay kay nai rehte.:|

 

[Silent Hunter]

waiting for more jokes

 

[badrobot14]

THEN THE FIGHT
STARTED...



My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she
wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
seconds.'

I bought her a weight scale.

And then the fight
started...

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When I got home last night, my wife
demanded that I take her someplace
expensive...
so, I took her to a gas
station.

And then the fight
started...

******************************************

I took my wife to a restaurant. The
waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium
rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about
the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight
started....

******************************************

A woman is looking in
the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees
and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a
compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your
eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight
started.....

 

[Silent Hunter]

nice.... ^^^^ .........

 

[XPFMember]

:lol:

 

[rvelzahid]

‎5 penguins are on the beach then 3 flew to Florida but 2 came back.
how many penguins are there?
Why are you counting?
penguins can't fly & they don't like heat

 

[rvelzahid]

Husband
message to wife

Hi,
what are you doing darling???

Wife-i am dying...!!

Husband- Jumps with joy but
types-
oh my dear,
how can I live without U???

wife - You idiot i am dying my hair

Husband -Damn English :-(

 

[rvelzahid]

a brother setting password
for his Laptop with her sis
sitting beside him...

He types "BRAIN" as
password.
sister fell off her chair
Laughing
b'coz
Laptop replied :

"TOO SMALL"

 

[rvelzahid]

The teacher asked a student:
if you had five apples and your friend took two
What would you have??
Student: A fight

 

[rvelzahid]

Dad: I want you 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then ok
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
Dad: I want your daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President:No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President:Then ok!

This is BUSINESS -

 

[Silent Hunter]

hahahaha ^^^^

 

[alphabravocharlie]

Aoa.

I.Q.Test:
Char zero ek saat likho

Likha?

kaise?

0000 aise likha?

Fail..
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Correct Ans "4017"
Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya, sb pani me

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

to evrything above on this page !

 

[gary221]

... All wonderful jokes in here.

Girl and boy r eating in a restaurant.
Boy( romantically) : listen, darling...
Girl: we should not talk while eating.
After eating-
girl: wht is it?
Boy: yeh kehna tha ke tumhare khaane mein cockroach tha...
Aur banle heroine!!!