~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[CaptainDanger]

:Yahoo!: 8)

 

[AtemisDelta]

:lol:

 

[AtemisDelta]

okay this is 1 i recently read
a man is drinking beer
he tells wife: i love u
wwife:was dat u or daa beer speakin?
man: it was me speakin 2 my beer!!!!!!!!

 

[Lyfroker]

hehehehe nys1

A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.



A boy speeding on road.
Guard stops him and ask, "Did you see the speed limit sign?"
The boy says, "Yea, I just didnt see you."

 

[Lyfroker]

Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.






When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.
Russia used a pencil.

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

:lol: Amazing love this one! Qualities of a women :lol:

 

[badrobot14]

^ dude, read this to any of your female relations (who don't have a sense of humour)... I really hope you survive..

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

^ dude, read this to any of your female relations (who don't have a sense of humour)... I really hope you survive..

hahaha exactly !!

 

[Silent Hunter]

PAKISTAN ki AURATON KA ARIEL PE AITMAD.

Mere husband ko khany ki bilkul tameez nai hy,
janwaron ki tarah khana, phir hath b shirt se saf krlena.
Unki 1 hi shirt hy,
me roz dho kar soti thi.
1 din unky dost ny un pr paan ki peek thook di.
Pehly to mai ny unko maara..
Phir mere Abu ny AREAL ka kaha..
Ab me ARIEL unki pocket me hi daal deti hun,
Jahan daag lgy wahin baith kr dho lety hen..
Main husband to chor do gi lekin AREAL nahi

this ones too much funny...............hahahaha :good: :good: :good: :good:

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

^ dude, read this to any of your female relations (who don't have a sense of humour)... I really hope you survive..

u wont try

 

[saleena]

PAKISTAN ki AURATON KA ARIEL PE AITMAD.

Mere husband ko khany ki bilkul tameez nai hy,
janwaron ki tarah khana, phir hath b shirt se saf krlena.
Unki 1 hi shirt hy,
me roz dho kar soti thi.
1 din unky dost ny un pr paan ki peek thook di.
Pehly to mai ny unko maara..
Phir mere Abu ny AREAL ka kaha..
Ab me ARIEL unki pocket me hi daal deti hun,
Jahan daag lgy wahin baith kr dho lety hen..
Main husband to chor do gi lekin AREAL nahi

this ones too much funny...............hahahaha :good: :good: :good: :good:

please translate

 

[rz123]

Pakistani woman's trust on Ariel washing powder. the add starts:- a household lady says, my husband is so ill mannered, doesn't know how to eat, he eat like animals and then clean his hands by his shirt. he has only one shirt, i wash it everyday and then sleep , one day my husband's friend spitted Pan( red liquid after chewing this toffee ) on him. first i beat him, then my father told me about Ariel, now i put some ariel powder in my husband's pocket. whenever he gets stain or something on his clothes he cleans it immediately.
i will leave my husband but can't leave Ariel. The commercial ends.

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

^lolzz gud translation

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

Only Pakistani's can understand this one !!

 

[badrobot14]

Translation ruins most urdu jokes...!! still some attempt..

Here's a really good joke:

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It's from a lecture shahada fiqh of dawah by kamal el mekki. Hillarious joke.. I tried telling it to a friend and ruined it somehow..

 

[Silent Hunter]

^^^hahahaha

 

[CaptainDanger]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!


1.Sa
2.Ray
3.Ga
4.Ma
5.Pa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Sa.

Ab is mai khud ko talash kernay k leay 3 aur 6 perhain. Thanks.

 

[CaptainDanger]

Height of Creativity:
I have saved my Girlfriends no. as LOW BATTERY?

So, whenever she calls & Im not around,my Mom plugs my phone to charger unknowingly

 

[CaptainDanger]

"Headlines of 2050"

1. Hritik'z grandson in DHOOM-22.

2. I will play d next World Cup-Sachin'z grandson.

3. Shahid n Saif atended Kareena's 15th Wedding..

4. Petrol - 984/-Litre.

5. SRK's Daughter become a Heroine wid Big B in Cheeni Khatam..

6. CID completed 1052620 tv episodes..

7. Salman khan said: i ll definatly marry some1 next year..

8. This year'z miss universe is from Mars..

9. Nokia launches new Phone n, x, s, 50000000i, with 20 sim card,
500 GB InBuilt Memory,
99.5mp Camera,
Music & Video Player,
WiFi, Facebuk, 5G, GPS, TV, AC, Fridge & Washing Machine..

 

[CaptainDanger]

REMEMBER

There are 2 w0rds in ur life that will 0pen many doors f0r y0u.

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Hr cheez men philosophy nhi hoti.