~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[maestro007]

thre chinese bu,chu and fu went to usa.
they decided to change their names to american style.
bu became buck,chu became chuck and fu decided to go back to china!!

 

[princesszahra]

thre chinese bu,chu and fu went to usa.
they decided to change their names to american style.
bu became buck,chu became chuck and fu decided to go back to china!!

He better stay in china!!!!LOL!

 

[maestro007]

thre chinese bu,chu and fu went to usa.
they decided to change their names to american style.
bu became buck,chu became chuck and fu decided to go back to china!!

He better stay in china!!!!LOL!

:lol:

 

[haochen]

thre chinese bu,chu and fu went to usa.
they decided to change their names to american style.
bu became buck,chu became chuck and fu decided to go back to china!!

nice one
good that my name dont start with fu

 

[maestro007]

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

a hen gets lost in a house n aftr trying a lot 2 find it,da mothr asks her son 2 c whether or not its in the toilet.
the boy cms back n says 'no mama da water bucket is outside'..

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

a boy is taken by sm of his frnds 2 a bar.wn he gets home , his mom whos angrily w8ng 4 him asks him 'did u see anythng thr u wrnt supposed 2 see??? '
he says 'yes....i saw dad'

 

[imanmalik]

Best joke ever:

Bob: HI
Me: HEY


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

 

[princesszahra]

Unki nazar mai itna asar tha FARAZ






aik hi jhalak mai giradi qulfi hamari!

 

[XPFMember]

8)

 

[ks136]

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'Big smile
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'ErmmErmm

Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'Big smile
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'Confused
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'Approve
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok' Ermm

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!' Stern Smile
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'Big smile
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'Ermm

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.. But your
attitude should be Positive... WinkWink
__________

Ek gadha:- yaar mera maalik mujhe bahut maarta hai Unhappy
Dusara gadha: - to tu bhag kyu nahi jata. Stern Smile

Pehla Gadha : - bhaag to jaata par yahan future bada bright hai ...

maalik ki khoobsoorat beti jab shararat karti hai to maalik kahta hai, "teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga...!" bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon
__________

Mr.X1: Why are you running so fast?
Mr.X2: (Panting) To deliver this letter...
Mr.X1: Where?
Mr.X2:No time to read the address!


______

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female....
_______--
Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

__-------
Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I have brought three movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: For you and your parents!

-----

Police constable to his son: Why did you get so low marks in your exam?

Son: Keep this 50 rupees and leave the matter!
----
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Cry Cry
Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." Confused
The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

 

[badrobot14]

Da 1 by Math_angel is really gud...

some short funny lines:

No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them. - Homer

"The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important." - Bobby Robson.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" -Youngman

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!" -Youngman


"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend. If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill followed by Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one."

 

[XPFMember]

Da 1 by Math_angel is really gud...

Assalamoalaikum!!!

thnx for liking it i read it once...recently saw this in sumone's signature so thought of pasting it here

 

[princesszahra]

8)

Awesome!!!!!!1

 

[alphabravocharlie]

Aoa.
Prove that: 2/10=2

Japanese student: Wrong question.

Indian student: Nahi ho sakta.

American student:It's strange. How is it possible?

Pakistani student: Two/Ten = wo/en [T se T cancel]
w=23rd letter
o=15th letter
e=5th letter
n=14th letter
So
=[23+15]/[5+14]
=38/19
=2

Pakistani students never ask Ans kia hai, They only ask ans kia le kar ana hai.

 

[alphabravocharlie]

Lost your pen = No pen

No pen = No notes

No notes = No study

No study = Fail

Fail = No diploma

No diploma = No work

No work = No money

No money = No food

No food = You get skinny

You get skinny = Then u get ugly

Ugly = No love

No love = No marriage

No marriage = No children

No children = alone

Alone = Depression

Depression = Sickness

Sickness = Death

Moral = Do not lose your pen otherwise you well die.

 

[XPFMember]

^^Waalaikumassalam!!

really nice

 

[ks136]

 

[haochen]

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'Big smile
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'ErmmErmm

Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'Big smile
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'Confused
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'Approve
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok' Ermm

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!' Stern Smile
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'Big smile
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'Ermm

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.. But your
attitude should be Positive... WinkWink
__________

Ek gadha:- yaar mera maalik mujhe bahut maarta hai Unhappy
Dusara gadha: - to tu bhag kyu nahi jata. Stern Smile

Pehla Gadha : - bhaag to jaata par yahan future bada bright hai ...

maalik ki khoobsoorat beti jab shararat karti hai to maalik kahta hai, "teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga...!" bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon
__________

Mr.X1: Why are you running so fast?
Mr.X2: (Panting) To deliver this letter...
Mr.X1: Where?
Mr.X2:No time to read the address!


______

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female....
_______--
Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

__-------
Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I have brought three movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: For you and your parents!

-----

Police constable to his son: Why did you get so low marks in your exam?

Son: Keep this 50 rupees and leave the matter!
----
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Cry Cry
Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." Confused
The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

dis is realyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hillarious lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :lol: