~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[XPFMember]

Assalamoalaikum!! here's a nice one!

Newton's Law of Bookology:

"Every book continues to be in its state of rest, covered with dust unless or until an internal or external exam appears"

 

[Shahroz95]

Walaikumassalam! Nice one!! hahahaha! That is really true!

 

[haochen]

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

ok...once thr was an elephant (still is btw ) and an ant...they r having a walk 2gthr when they decide 2 have some lunch n they see an apple tree but as the branch is 2 high the ant says 2 the elephant 'hey let me climb on u n will jump n gt the apple' . they try but the ant doesnt reach the apple.then the elephnt says 'now let me get on u n jump and get the apple'................................
as soon as the elephant gets on the ant it dies n its eyes bulge out. when the elephant gets the apple , he looks @ the ant n says
'dude will giv u half of it ! dont pop out ur eyes @ me !! '

 

[Anon]

there is something really funny in the lameness,
That was nice

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

by Anon » Sun May 15, 2011 7:00 pm

there is something really funny in the lameness,
That was nice

lolzzz n ahmm dats supposd 2 mn..??

 

[Anon]

Elephant ant jokes are usually(or rather almost) lame,
but I ended up grinning after reading this one.

So it was lame (coz its elephant ant joke) and funny(coz it made me grin) as well.

I Hope that above explanation had not been too hard for you.

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

well u said 'almost' all of da jokes bt if u ended up grinning mayb it wsnt lame or if u ended up grinning it ws js fny n not xactly lame or it ws lame n fny nt makng sns m i?

 

[Anon]

u makng sns
I will go with lame and funny.

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

yaaaaaaayyy
k lame n fny it is

 

[Anon]

Yup it is lame and funny like a....clown with a polio

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

lyk da elephant on da ant

 

[haochen]

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

jokes plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[princesszahra]

aik admi ne oranges bechne shuru kiye
2 days passed
uske oranges nai bikte
phir woh unpe pani phenkte huwe kehta hai




NAI VIKNA TE NA VIKO PAR HOSH TE KARO!

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

aik admi ne oranges bechne shuru kiye



NAI VIKNA TE NA VIKO PAR HOSH TE KARO!

ummm ddnt gt dis..

 

[princesszahra]

our sports sir used to say this

GIVE ME A BLUE PEN OF ANY COLOUR.

ARE YOU ALL STANDING TOGETHER SEPARATELY.

 

[MysteRyGiRl]

lolzzzzzzz typical sirs

 

[Anon]

What is the opposite of "Pro"?
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Ans. Con
What is the Opposite of "Progress"?
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Ans. Congress

 

[haochen]

Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?

Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.

Husband: Will you let him drive my car?

Wife: Well, I think so.

Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?

Wife: No, he is shorter.

hope its good
but the joke i posted previous one is better