~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[Silent Hunter]

F=MA

F=9.8x66 = 646.8 N.??? correct

e=mgh = 66 X 9.8 X 5.8288 = 3770.06 JOULES

CORRECT ?????????????

 

[CaptainDanger]

HAHAHAHAHA! ABSOLUTELY!

 

[Silent Hunter]

haha good

 

[XPFMember]

Today before u think of an unkind word,think of someone who can't speak!

Before u complain about the taste of ur food,think of someone who has nothing to eat!

Before u complain about ur misunderstandings with your father or mother, think of someone who cries to ALLAH for them to be around!

Today before you complain about life, think of someone who died too young!

Before you argue about your small house, think of people living in the streets!

Before whining about the distance you drive, think of someone who travels the same distance with their feet!
And when depressing thoughts get you down, put a Smile on your face & thank ALLAH you are alive & still around.
Remember, Life is a blessing & comes with a purpose.

Always say:
ALHAMDULILLAH!
Stay Blessed!

Assalamoalaikum!!
well it'd be better if u post this kind of stuff here

this aint a joke...for what this thread is for... :roll: and when we have a place for sharing this gud things..then y not utilize it
anyways...nice sharing :good:

 

[libra94]

F=MA

F=9.8x66 = 646.8 N.??? correct

e=mgh = 66 X 9.8 X 5.8288 = 3770.06 JOULES

CORRECT ?????????????

LOL

 

[libra94]

another one!!

Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
......He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P

 

[XPFMember]

(assalamoalaikum!)

lol..nice

 

[CaptainDanger]

Hahahaha! Read that before...

 

[princesszahra]

Fizaon main goonj rahi hain awazain RATTAY lagane ki...

=FARAZ=

Lgta hai NALAAIQO'N k exams hony waly hain ;-) B-)

wah ji!!!!!!!!!!! nice one!

 

[CaptainDanger]

 

[princesszahra]

:good: :Bravo: :Bravo:

 

[sundalwahid]

hehhe..

 

[libra94]

 

[Shahroz95]

another one!!

Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
......He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P

A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!! :Bravo: :Bravo: :Bravo: :Bravo: :Bravo: :lol: :lol:

 

[arlery]

I don't know if you can call this a joke but I found it amusing.

An Interesting
Statement
Written On The
Back Of A Rikshaw Here In
Pakistan!
...
HORN AAHISTA
BAJAEIN QOAM
SO RAHI HAY.


PS: this is not an insult to Pakistanis, I'm pretty patriotic myself, so don't say I'm insulting you guys.

 

[arlery]

Santa:
Dr. Sahab Plastic Surgery Karwanay Mein Kitna Kharcha Aaiey Ga..

Dr:
5 Lakh..
...
Santa:
Aur Agar ''Plastic'' Hamara Apna Ho To? xP

 

[haochen]

i got one:


One day after sleeping badly, an anatomist went to his frog laboratory and removed from a cage one frog with white spots on its back. He placed it on a table and drew a line just in front of the frog. "Jump frog, jump!" he shouted. The little critter jumped two feet forward. In his lab book, the anatomist scribbled, "Frog with four legs jumps two feet."

Then, he surgically removed one leg of the frog and repeated the experiment. "Jump, jump!" To which, the frog leaped forward 1.5 feet. He wrote down, "Frog with three legs jumps 1.5 feet."

Next, he removed a second leg. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog managed to jump a foot. He scribbled in his lab book, "Frog with two legs jumps one foot."

Not stopping there, the anatomist removed yet another leg. "Jump, jump!" The poor frog somehow managed to move 0.5 feet forward. The scientist wrote, "Frog with one leg jumps 0.5 feet."

Finally, he eliminated the last leg. "Jump, jump!" he shouted, encouraging forward progress for the frog. But despite all its efforts, the frog could not budge. "Jump frog, jump!" he cried again. It was no use; the frog would not response. The anatomist thought for a while and then wrote in his lab book, "Frog with no legs goes deaf."

 

[ks136]

THESE R 4M MY SIDE

 

[Anon]

Nice

 

[haochen]

When Jay Leno went J-walking and asked pedestrians biology questions, he discovered some amazing new facts about life:

Jay Leno: "How does blood circulate in the human body?"
A high school cheerleader: "I not exactly sure. Does it go down the right leg and up the left?"

Jay Leno: "Can you name the three kinds of blood vessels?"
A freshman at UCLA: "Yes. Arteries, veins and caterpillars."

Jay Leno: Where is the alimentary canal located?"
A high school dropout: "Is it at the border of New York State and Canada?"