~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[shoaib672002]

 

[shoaib672002]

 

[Faizan Muhammmad]

springboard hee ultee direction main rakha hua hai
according to newtons third law, banda agay ko taiz aur oper janay kee bajaye pahlay say bhee slow aur neechay hojaiga

 

[♣♠ Magnanimous ♣♠]

 

[♣♠ Magnanimous ♣♠]

 

[♣♠ Magnanimous ♣♠]

 

[Xaptor16]

http://thestreme.com/data/images/medium/guess-what-i-just-did.jpg

 

[Phoenix Blood]

 

[Phoenix Blood]

 

[Phoenix Blood]

 

[Phoenix Blood]

 

[Phoenix Blood]

 

[unique111]

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[unique111]

 

[unique111]

 

[eureka!]

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said, 'Aren't you going to help?'
I said, 'No, six should be enough.'

 

[*Le me*]

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

 

[sumaiyarox:)]

Super insult 

Maths Teacher: Jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.

Student: Aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achha teacher padata hoga!


A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class, please try to bathe him.

Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, don't smell him, teach him.


Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua?

Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya.

Father: Aur tum?

Son: Doctor ka beta bhi fail ho gaya.

Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa aaya?

Son: Wo wakeel ka beta bhi fail ho gaya.

Father: Kamine main tera pooch raha hun.

Son: To tum konsa Rajnikant ho, tera beta bhi fail hua hai 

Sabziwala sabzi par paani  chhidak raha tha, kaafi der ho gayi...
Customer gusse mein  bola: Bhaisab agar Bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho to 1 kilo dedo 

True lines- Bachpan mein hum wahan sona pasand karte the jahan se chand taare dikhe.

Aur aaj wahan jahan charger laga sake 

 

[eureka!]

5 ways to tell a woman's mad at you:
1. She's silent.
2. She's yelling.
3. She's different.
4. She's the same.
5. She just murdered you.