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[Abdullah Chatha]

The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas"

 

[scarface007]

loool

 

[Abdullah Chatha]

According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

 

[Abdullah Chatha]

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

 

[Abdullah Chatha]

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our Feelings...

 

[Abdullah Chatha]

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

 

[robinhoodmustafa]

 

[robinhoodmustafa]

 

[Verda]

Man to kanjoos: Why do you always remove the batteries from the clock and keep them outside?
kanjoos: I want to extend the battery life and hence I put them in the clock only when I want to see the time.

 

[Verda]

Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?"
Student: "No idea miss"
Teacher told angrily: "Bark, Amy".
Amy: "Bow Wow Wow Miss"

 

[bfc_3ray]

According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

this was nice

 

[bfc_3ray]

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our Feelings...

hahhaaha.....absolutely correct

 

[CaptainDanger]

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