Random Jokes

[XPF MASTER]

to make it simple just like SIKHS and SARDAARS of india .... PATHAANs are tribal people of PAKISTAN living , usu., in north and north western pakistan!!!
well thats what i know

 

[alisha]

oh.......like the guys with the turbans

 

[Anon]

But they don't wear turbans

 

[Jezla]

ahh so are they the pp who hav those egg shaped thingys on their heads?????

 

[Jazib]

T20 Worldcup
2nd Semi Final
Pakistan and Australia
Australia won the toss and chose to bat

Australia---170/6 (20 overs)
Pakistan---173/4 (19.2 overs)

Mubarak ho Peshawar main match Dekhlia giya hai!!!

good 1
n the actual stats of that match aint less then a joke either

 

[Asad]

Hey XPF MASTER or whatever.
U can't say like that!!!
Planet Master!!! Whats this...
This ain't against the XPF rules????

 

[Zohaib Sherazi]

@Jezla: No they are sikhs.

 

[Nibz]

Pathans are the Coolest people ever on EARTH. My opinion!!!

 

[Zazzyo]

lolz pathans are cool? ...okayyy :S

And watch this if u havnt its abt hitler nd his reaction of pak loosing t-20 finalz.. its hilarious..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMxlVai-aUw

And i would like to tag this post as my 99th post aswell

 

[Zazzyo]

Its not.. .. haha .. and i also bough the green lipstick like omer akmal lolz

 

[Nibz]

Funny!!

 

[Anon]

Difference between a sikh and Pathan

A sikh is usually from punjab
A pathan is from north western Pakistan (Khyber Pakthunkwa)

Sikhs wear turbans
Pathan dont wear them

Sikh have "SIngh" in their name
Pathan have "Khan" in their name

They both meanwhile are target of jokes depicting a foolish person.

 

[XPF MASTER]

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

 

[Jezla]

 

[XPF MASTER]

World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you

 

[alisha]

WOW. i created a pathan war! bt atlst i gt a clear idea of hu pathanz are!

 

[Anon]

What is the height of confusion?

Two earthworm playing hide and seek in a bowl of noodles!!!

 

[Anon]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment.
"Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

 

[knight101]

lolx....good one :lol:

 

[Keitak]

:lol: :lol: :lol: yeah that a good one it got me laughing ....................
sherlock's one of my fav character i cant imagine him saying idiot 2 watson ! :!: