* YO MAMA jokes *

[multixamza01]

Yo mamma is so fat people jog around her for exercise

 

[Arpit17]

yo mama is so poor,she keeps the toilet paper out to dry!

 

[Minato112]

hahaha Nice ones especially the ipad one!!!
Continue posting plzz

 

[Devilishangel:)]

Your momma is so big dat wen she goes 2 space ders no space at al

 

[AngelicBeauty]

ipad one n d dust one .......epic

 

[acas shaikh]

yo mama is so fat dat wen she is on road ppl call "taxi"

 

[gary221]

yo mama so fat that when she passed in front of the tv, i missed 3 episodes!

 

[gary221]

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

 

[cyclone94]

Yo mama is so stuppid dt she sold her car fr gas money!

 

[cyclone94]

yo mama is so stuppid dt she climbed ova a glass wall 2 c wt wz behind it

 

[gary221]

Yo mama so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

 

[cyclone94]

yo mama is so stuppid dt she thinks tiger woods is a forest

 

[gary221]

Yo mama so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

 

[cyclone94]

yo mama is so stuppid dt u hv to dig fr her IQ

 

[Tim(95)]

(physics version! )
Yo mamma so fat she has her own gravitational field!!

Yo mamma so old she remembers the Big Bang!

 

[fille spéciale]

Yo mama so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

hahahah...good 1

 

[Mesmerizin'Gurl]

yo mommas so fat...... that when she wears a yellow raincoat ppl call her "taxi" taxi"

dis one is da funniest LOL

 

[Mesmerizin'Gurl]

yo mama's so fat, she doesnt needs internet..
she's already world wide

 

[Mesmerizin'Gurl]

yo mama's so fat when she got hit by the bus she said "who threw that rock?"

 

[Mesmerizin'Gurl]

yo mama's so stupid i told her your birthday was right around the corner..she went looking for it