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~~jokes?? in here?? really??
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hahahahaaa keep em up guyzz 
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check this 1 out......................
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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poor baby 
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Dont break anyones heart !
They only have one of it !!
Break their bones...
They have 206 of them !!!
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They only have one of it !!
Break their bones...
They have 206 of them !!!
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hey these jokes r cool!!!
especially d heart n bones one!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
especially d heart n bones one!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i found this 1 funny 2.............
an American man dropped a penny off an airplane parachuted down and saw a girl crying. “whats wrong” he said she said, “a penny fell and broke my dollhouse.” Then a Russian man dropped a nickel off an airplane parachuted down and saw a boy crying. “whats wrong” he said the boy answered”a nickel fell and broke my TV.” Finally a chinese man dropped a bomb off an airplane parachuted down and saw a man laughing. “whats so funny,” he said the man answered,” I farted and my house blew up!” LOL!
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an American man dropped a penny off an airplane parachuted down and saw a girl crying. “whats wrong” he said she said, “a penny fell and broke my dollhouse.” Then a Russian man dropped a nickel off an airplane parachuted down and saw a boy crying. “whats wrong” he said the boy answered”a nickel fell and broke my TV.” Finally a chinese man dropped a bomb off an airplane parachuted down and saw a man laughing. “whats so funny,” he said the man answered,” I farted and my house blew up!” LOL!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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So I read this on fb somewhere and it had me cracking XD
President Zardaari Per Hamla Karne Ka Plan Failed...8 Naik Log Griftaaar...!! Courtesy Samaa Channel
Kiya Zamana Agaya Hai Yaaar...Ab Neki Karne Par Bhi Jail Hogi ??
President Zardaari Per Hamla Karne Ka Plan Failed...8 Naik Log Griftaaar...!! Courtesy Samaa Channel
Kiya Zamana Agaya Hai Yaaar...Ab Neki Karne Par Bhi Jail Hogi ??
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:arlery said:So I read this on fb somewhere and it had me cracking XD
President Zardaari Per Hamla Karne Ka Plan Failed...8 Naik Log Griftaaar...!! Courtesy Samaa Channel
Kiya Zamana Agaya Hai Yaaar...Ab Neki Karne Par Bhi Jail Hogi ??
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hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaaskinnyboyfat said:
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Teacher: What is 2 minus 2 ?
Pathan: Mere Ko Sumujh Nahi Aya...
Teacher : Acha.. Tumharay Pass 2 Rotiyan Thi , Aur Tum Ney Dono Kha Lien, To Kya Bacha ?
Pathan: Salan Bacha !
Teacher shocked , Pathan Rocked !!!
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Pathan: Mere Ko Sumujh Nahi Aya...
Teacher : Acha.. Tumharay Pass 2 Rotiyan Thi , Aur Tum Ney Dono Kha Lien, To Kya Bacha ?
Pathan: Salan Bacha !
Teacher shocked , Pathan Rocked !!!
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hahahahahahaha!!!!HorsePower said:
btw is ur name really hammar????
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nope, they just call me cuz of my user name! (grrr)
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Smart Answers
Teacher: Are you chewing gum ?
Student: No i'm John Smith.
Husband: We are having mother for tonight.
Wife: Make sure shes well cooked.
Father: Shameful results ! Do you always get such results !?
Son: No, only when i take exams.
Guest: Will these stairs take me to the second floor?
Boy: You'll have to walk as well.
Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work better !
Teacher: Are you chewing gum ?
Student: No i'm John Smith.
Husband: We are having mother for tonight.
Wife: Make sure shes well cooked.
Father: Shameful results ! Do you always get such results !?
Son: No, only when i take exams.
Guest: Will these stairs take me to the second floor?
Boy: You'll have to walk as well.
Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work better !
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nice 1's there horsepower or hammar!!!!
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LOL........
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, “You sure are mean when you’re drunk, Superman.”
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A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, “You sure are mean when you’re drunk, Superman.”
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