~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[GetSomeLife]

NYC minato!!....pl post more...

 

[Minato112]

NYC minato!!....pl post more...

Thnx
Yup I will

 

[Lyfroker]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

 

[GetSomeLife]

 

[GetSomeLife]

Interesting Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe .
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.
Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe .
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.
Lesson to be learned:
The next time Charles gets married, someone should warn the Pope XD!

 

[VelaneDeBeaute]

 

[GetSomeLife]

hahahahahahahahaha!

 

[GetSomeLife]

A: I'm in a big trouble!​

B: Why is that?​

A: I saw a mouse in my house!​

B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.​

A: I don't have one.​

B: Well then, buy one.​

A: Can't afford one.​

B: I can give you mine if you want.​

A: That sounds good.​

B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.​

A: I don't have any cheese.​

B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.​

A: I don't have oil.​

B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.​

A: I don't have bread.​

B: Then what the heck is the mouse doing at your house?! ​

 

[GetSomeLife]

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"​

God: "To me, it's about a minute."​

The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"​

God: "To me it's a penny."​

The man: "God, may I have a penny?"​

God: "Wait a minute." ​

XD​

 

[GetSomeLife]

​

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. ​

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" ​

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." ​

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." ​

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" ​

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." ​

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" ​

Fred replied, "DAD HATES HER"​

 

[GetSomeLife]

LAWYER: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. XD

 

[alphabravocharlie]

 

[GetSomeLife]

SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

 

[GetSomeLife]

Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible….?
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Physics student:
assume that elephant’s name is parrot
&
parrot’s name is elephant:d
physics can prove anything

 

[GetSomeLife]

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm just changing d battery of my camera..

 

[GetSomeLife]

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
extremely serious and very imp ....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER.

 

[sweet fairy]

Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?

Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has he been acting like a chicken?

Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner but we needed the eggs.

 

[Silent Hunter]

 

[sweet fairy]

hahahahaha!
food love

 

[GetSomeLife]

Hunter