~~jokes?? in here?? really??

VelaneDeBeaute

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Boy;
Tum larkiya khobsorat q hoti ho……?
Girl;
Q k Allah ne hame apney hath se banaya he
Boy;
Bol to aisey rahi ho jesey hamey net se download kiya he.

Girl to Customer Care: Mujhe Ek Message 24 Logon ko Bhejna hai,
Plz Tell me Kaise Bhejun?

Customer Care: Kya Message Hai?
.

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Girl: "Hi Jaanu, I have No Balance, Pls 100 ka Rechrage karva Do..!!"
 
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Caller: Hello, can I speak to
Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can
speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak
to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I
understand you want to
speak to anyone. You can
speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And
I need to talk to Annie
Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are
someone and youwant to
talkto anyone! But what is
the urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my
sister Annie Wan that our
brother Noe Wan was
involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and
now Noe Wan is being
sent to the hospital. Right
now, Avery Wan is on his
way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one
was injured and no one
was sent to the hospital,
then the accident isn't an
urgent matter. And
everyone doesn't need to
go there. You may find
this hilarious but I don't
have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude!
Who are you?
Operator: I'm Sau Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be
sorry. Now give me your
name!!
Operator: That's what I
said.I'm Sau Ree...
Caller: Oh...God!!!!!!! !!!
 
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Momo:Mein is daffa tujay "who" doongi,pervaiz!
IMRAN KHAN:who kia maa jee?
Momo:"Who"jo awaam nae zardari ko dia tha.
IMRAN KHAN:Gaali??
Momo:Gaali tu tujay kabhi nahi don gi Nawaz Sharif!
IMRAN KHAN:Nawaz Sarif nahi IMRAN KHAN! Maa ji.
Momo:Nahi mein tumhae IMRAN KHAN bhi nahi doon gi.
IMRAN KHAN:Oh maa ji mujay vote dena hae tu do warna….!
Momo:Aho Ayii Shawashayy!mein tujae vote doongi kayani puttar
IMRAN KHAN:uff!!
Momo:chuppayyy!!!
 
GetSomeLife

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Wo jo dena hai zaffar (zardari) ko wo IMRAN KHAN hai???

LOLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ............momo iz really funny. But her same old jokes r sor ov gettin lame....
 
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Two friends meet each other on the street.
"Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill.
"Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law." replied Sid.
"I'm so sorry!" said Bill. "But why is your face scratched all over?"
"It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight"

Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise. :p

Twenty men arrive die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are told to separate into two lines. One for husbands that are under their wives control and the other for those that control their wives. After the men separate, one of the angels notices that there are nineteen men in the first line and only one in the second. The angel walks up to the man and asks why he was so sure of his independence.
"That's easy," said the fellow, "My wife told me to stand here!"
 
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Husband was seriously ill
Doctor said to his wife :
"Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant and in good mood, don't discuss your problems, no tv serials, don't demand new clothes and jewels, do this for 1 year and he'll be okay.
ON THE WAY HOME...
Husband: What did the doctor say?
Wife: No Chance 4 u 2 survive. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
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