~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[haochen]

Hilarious, short conversation allegedly held between an US Immigration Officer at Miami International Airport and an incoming passenger:​

Immigration Officer: Your name, please?
Passenger : Batman.​

Immigration Officer: What's your real name?
Passenger: My name is Bat-man.​

Immigration Officer: Are you trying to be funny? What's your surname?
Passenger: Superman.​

Immigration Officer: So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?
Passenger: Yes.​

Immigration Officer [calling over to Passport Security]: Hey Bud, arrest this guy.............​

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[See below for the passenger's ID card: ]​

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Footnote:
Suparman. is a common name in the Eastern side of the Island of Java. However, there is no ready explanation of why his parents called him Batman.​

 

[GetSomeLife]

Finally its here
View attachment 4232

bt sum mysteries r yet to b solved! xD

 

[haochen]

bt sum mysteries r yet to b solved! xD

the rule is increasing on adding every minute

 

[GetSomeLife]

the rule is increasing on adding every minute

aint DAT true! xD

 

[haochen]

 

[GetSomeLife]

LOL

 

[Narcotic]

Done this guys???

haha!! do this EVERY time!!

 

[gary221]

Man tells his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : But its already raining..
Man : So what?? Take an umbrella and go...!!


Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying...
A person asks him : What r u doing??
He replied : Oi! Higher studies, yaar...!!!

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Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a

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bomb, which one of them had in his lap.

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‘Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute,’ said the man carrying

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the explosive.

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‘Don’t worry,’ the driver assured him, ‘we have got a spare one in the boot.’...!!!



A rather inebriated fellow on a bus was tearing up a newspaper into tiny
pieces and throwing them out the window.
‘Excuse me,’ said the woman sitting next to him. ‘But, would you mind
explaining why you’re doing this?’
‘It scares away the elephants,’ replied the drunk.
‘But I don’t see any elephants around here,’ said the woman.
‘Effective, isn’t it?’ crowed the drunk....!!!

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[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

 

[SalmanPakRocks]

 

[DANGERBP]

looooooooooool ! =p just step on him ! assure u he wont bother u anymore ! =p

 

[DANGERBP]

biggest troll

lol ! funny !

 

[gary221]

 

[gary221]