~~jokes?? in here?? really??

[muhammadali233]

 

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[Saad the Paki]

 

[mistique_bee]

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[Wkhan860]

 

[badrobot14]

The President's Puzzle

The Vice-President walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

 

[Nouman1997]

 

[Nouman1997]

You can't really blame him tough :3

 

[Mehak Mairaj]

 

[muhammadali233]

 

[Rutzaba]

The President's Puzzle

The Vice-President walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

chwlen hi mara ken ap

 

[badrobot14]

chwlen hi mara ken ap

use English please..
n as long as it made some1 smile i dont mind posting stupid jokes

 

[Rutzaba]

use English please..
n as long as it made some1 smile i dont mind posting stupid jokes

dont throw chawals

 

[The Sarcastic Retard]

use English please..
n as long as it made some1 smile i dont mind posting stupid jokes

Sir! Can u please help me? At least say no if u cannot help.

 

[badrobot14]

A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen.

"Ma'am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the lot of the fresh salmon."

Light on her feet, the hostess told her to replace the missing portion with canned salmon, then returned to her guests. As everyone enjoyed the fish, the maid summoned the hostess into the kitchen again.

"Ma'am, the cat is dead!"

The frightened hostess felt obliged to inform her guests and suggested everyone go to the hospital together to get their stomachs pumped.

Returning home after their long, expensive, and embarrassing ordeal, she asked the maid where she had put the cat.

"Nowhere, Ma'am. It's still out in the street where the car hit it!"

 

[Rutzaba]

A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen.

"Ma'am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the lot of the fresh salmon."

Light on her feet, the hostess told her to replace the missing portion with canned salmon, then returned to her guests. As everyone enjoyed the fish, the maid summoned the hostess into the kitchen again.

"Ma'am, the cat is dead!"

The frightened hostess felt obliged to inform her guests and suggested everyone go to the hospital together to get their stomachs pumped.

Returning home after their long, expensive, and embarrassing ordeal, she asked the maid where she had put the cat.

"Nowhere, Ma'am. It's still out in the street where the car hit it!"

A joke worthy of LameRobot