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  1. Abdullah Yousuf

    ~~jokes?? in here?? really??

    Santa: My friend said that he became a millionaire by listening to my advice. Banta: Wow! Thats great. Santa: He also said that if I hadn't given him the advice he would have become a billionaire. Santa: I am feeling very unwanted. I don't think anyone in this world wants me. Banta: Why...
  2. Abdullah Yousuf

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    Member of the audience: Your speech is so fresh. Speaker: Thank you, why do you say so? Member of the audience: We wake up feeling fresh after your speech!
  3. Abdullah Yousuf

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    Son of a powerful politician was boasting in a party: Do you know who my father is? Another guy: Shame on you. You are a grown up guy and still you don't know who your father is.
  4. Abdullah Yousuf

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    A rich man booked a journey in a helicopter and was boasting to all of his friends that he was travelling in a chopper. Suddenly the pilot started to laugh out loud. The rich man asked, "Why are you laughing?" The pilot said, "I wonder what the doctor will think after finding that I have...
  5. Abdullah Yousuf

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    A king offered half his kingdom or a 1000 kilos of gold or his daughter's hand in marriage if any brave man could cross a river full of poisonous snakes and crocodiles. No one voluntered but one young man jumped in to the river and crossed it without any difficulty. The king asked: "What do...
  6. Abdullah Yousuf

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    A signboard outside a restaurant said: "Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill". A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave the bill he pointed to the signboard, "Don't you see, only my grandchild needs to pay for this bill". The...
  7. Abdullah Yousuf

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    Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
  8. Abdullah Yousuf

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    Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework
  9. Abdullah Yousuf

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    WOW The pope has horns
  10. Abdullah Yousuf

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    Girl: Which laptop do you use? Boy- Dell XP, i7 procssr 2.5ghz, led display 6gb ram, 1tb hrd disk and 2gb NVDIA grafix crd. Boy: And which one do you use? Girl- Black one..
  11. Abdullah Yousuf

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    Doctor: You should do exercise daily, it is great for mind and body Man: I play cricket,volleyball, football regularly.. Doctor: Good, nut how long do you do this.. Man: Until battery of cell goes down…
  12. Abdullah Yousuf

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    Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess...
  13. Abdullah Yousuf

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    The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead...
  14. Abdullah Yousuf

    I am back !

    I am back !
  15. Abdullah Yousuf

    *~*~* The Last One To Post Wins ~*~*~

    no I win
  16. Abdullah Yousuf

    I Hate URDU idioms

    I Hate URDU idioms
  17. Abdullah Yousuf

    thori dheir kay liya ^______^

    thori dheir kay liya ^______^
  18. Abdullah Yousuf

    no just forced to study all the time and mera computer khrab ho gaya

    no just forced to study all the time and mera computer khrab ho gaya
  19. Abdullah Yousuf

    Alhamdulillah Hoping for a 'green'wash again :D

    Alhamdulillah Hoping for a 'green'wash again :D
  20. Abdullah Yousuf

    Alhamdulillah Hoping for a 'green'wash again :D

    Alhamdulillah Hoping for a 'green'wash again :D
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